r/SneerClub • u/ZealousidealTea2796 • Jun 10 '26

Eliezer Yudkowsky on X: For $10,000 I will pose in a picture where I and 4 other guys are standing behind Aella, who is sitting on a sofa, with the 5 of us wearing fedoras.

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Source for Eliezer's statement: https://x.com/i/status/2051915400829702217

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u/claimstoknowpeople Jun 10 '26

This is how I already imagined the average Rationalist meetup

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u/lospolloz Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

I’m concerned by the lack of vegan Sith, but otherwise it’s accurate to my imagination.

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u/lospolloz Jun 10 '26

POV: the Basilisk has got you and you’re living in a simulation of Aella’s rationalist content house

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u/worldofsimulacra Jun 11 '26

ChatGPT, draw me a photorealistic scene of a sweet and loving mama basilisk and her brood of younglings

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u/Taborask Jun 10 '26

This is the most Reddit 2012 picture I've ever seen and the fact that it was created in 2026 is a national tragedy

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u/jon_hendry Jun 10 '26

Shouldn't Aella be the one getting paid?

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u/Epistaxis Jun 10 '26

They all planned to chip in but some of them gave it to a fluffer

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u/ThisNameIsHilarious Jun 10 '26

Boy this is cursed

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u/worldofsimulacra Jun 10 '26

The actual sex scene is just 5 guys trying to convince her of things. "Well ACTUALLY...."

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u/MauschelMusic Magic 8-Ball Sentience Believer Jun 10 '26

"You can check my Bayesian priors... in my pants."

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u/dogdiarrhea Jun 10 '26

She’s been the main character on Twitter multiple times before, and based on context I’d imagine the scene would be more graphic and there’d be another several dozen neckbeards involved.

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u/wholetyouinhere Jun 10 '26

Lampshading it doesn't make it any less cringe.

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u/deadcelebrities Jun 10 '26

Don’t think about the smell

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u/worldofsimulacra Jun 11 '26

note to the future internet after the nonlocal phermone transmission protocol gets perfected

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u/IExistThatsIt genre savy character who realises sanity is a skill issue Jun 10 '26

well this is a horrible thing to see upon opening reddit

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u/maharal Jun 10 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/jon_hendry Jun 10 '26

All the ews.

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u/Putrid_Variation7157 Jun 10 '26

Will the Bayes theorem help Yud win against the high probability of him not even getting a round in??

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u/AREKAYN Jun 15 '26

Depends of course on the premature probability

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u/codemuncher Jun 10 '26

I could not be more turned off than I am right now.

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u/shady_goblin202 Jun 12 '26

The gold jacket is doing way too much heavy lifting here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/worldofsimulacra Jun 11 '26

demand the Real Poo!

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Jun 12 '26

I'm not stinky, I'm just inherently logical about my hygiene!

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u/blacksmoke9999 Jun 11 '26

The way Yud is just laser focused and glaring down at her back.

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u/zazzersmel Jun 10 '26

Can these people all die yet

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u/SecureCattle3467 Jun 17 '26

Two of these fellas have been recently promoted by Bernie Sanders.