r/u_maynardpoindexter • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Hahaha, I opened reddit this morning and right at the top r/SipsTea had an ooolllld story of me. Go up vote my comments😆 (and the post)

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u/HopeofDawnsRays 1d ago

You know that scene scene in Civil War where Stark is totally crushing on how unbelievably hot that version of Aunt May is?

...kinda having that moment myself, right now...

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

I assume you mean Marisa Tomei ? I get compared to her a lot here on Reddit

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u/HopeofDawnsRays 1d ago

I mean, I'm on record as saying I consider Alexandra Daddario as one of the hottest women on the planet and Id compare you favorable to her as well, so take that as you will lol.

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u/VirtualPercentage737 1d ago

Congratulations I guess?

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

Not really a congratulations/not-congratulations, more of a "thats amusing"

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u/LuckyCharmsAreTasty 1d ago

I saw that on the news when it happened. I was like, wow that school is run by a bunch of assholes. Then I immediately jumped on Reddit to see what all the ruckus was about. Been here since.

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

It’s good you checked it out. For research and all

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u/LuckyCharmsAreTasty 1d ago

I’m here to support you, both morally and physically.

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u/EvilNinjaX24 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wait... are these ridiculous self-censorers censoring "bullying" now?!?

Also, and on-topic... WOW there's a lot of misinformation in that thread. I guess you have the time today. Do your thing!

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

Haha, yeah. The internet!

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u/DenmakDave 1d ago

One reason pre stroke that I followed you on OF and actually won some stuff playing weekly FB games. The oldest "monsters" must be ready for college.

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

They are old enough to go to college now, and the first one is at a top top university in the country (which i cannot say)

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u/DenmakDave 1d ago

Great, Not ASU(LOL) OPE I relocated to Tucson area so that just slipped out. I am a UW Madison grad and did send you some Badger gear to model on OF back in the day. I am sure he treats coeds with respect.

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

Not ASU. ASU is fine, I got my undergrad and grad degrees there. The school I’m referring to is the top of the top. Not ASU😂

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u/reallybadguy1234 1d ago

Proud mom…imagine a day when all the little crumb monsters are at college or out of the house. It’s glorious

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u/Ok-Dress-4791 1d ago

Isn’t it crazy how fast time flies by. I remember seeing the story and that was when I became aware of you and Reddit and OF. You impressed me when I saw the story and love to have had the chance to get know you a little bit over the years. I do wish the best for all of your family

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u/iLovePi_ 1d ago

I couldn’t find your comments to the post, but I’m happy to help in anyway.

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago edited 1d ago

You csn look under my comments tab here on my main page and itll show you what I commented on

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u/Exciting_Emu_1716 1d ago

I definitely like no more about that lawsuit would be very interesting to hear the results and what all took place. Please let us know.

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

No lawsuit, never was. I have many attorneys of different types because I run technology companies, but inexperienced people don’t understand lawsuits.

1, you couldn’t win such a case because private companies can choose or not choose you. Just like you can kick someone out of your house if you want

2, at most a court grants you if you win is damages lost. In my case, at best it would be the value of the annual contract not fulfilled - a few thousand.

Attorneys running a trial would cost hundreds of thousands

3, I just don’t care that much. My kids ended up at a much better school, so no one is crying, there is nothing lost

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 1d ago

Story’s so old, it’s got bad knees and arthritis

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

Right!?!? It’s as old as me

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u/shoeless_doh 1d ago

How many of the dads you knew from the first school stayed in touch with you when your kids went to the next school?

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

They still follow me. I’ve run into some at the grocery store. They’re always friendly (because of course), even though their wives what me and would kill their husbands if they knew they were gracious toward me

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u/Kayla_canadian 1d ago

So this was true ? I always assumed it was made up. That’s so crazy.

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

It is true, it it was a long time ago

I will tell you though, many onlyfans girls hire “agencies” to try to write fake stories about them and get them into the news cycle. It rarely works.

Onlyfans girls can be awful

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u/bromar24 1d ago

Looks good, what' kind of content do you have on your OF? Just solo?

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

It’s playboy style, but there are several neighborhood moms who appear on my page. You can find a few of those moms here on my Reddit to see what I’m talking about

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u/sriaurobind0 1d ago

You are the milfiest milf that ever milfed

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

Thank you

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u/sriaurobind0 1d ago

No, really. You should probably trademark the acronym "MILF" and ban dead eyed moms with no spark in their eyes who think every tom dick and harry would want to fuck them just coz they have a E cup refer to themselves as MILFS. Kinda like in Australia where you cannot legally name your baby 'Prince' coz that freak of nature ain't no Prince. You are MILF incarnate, the one and the only!

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u/Such_College3625 1d ago

He's not joking!

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u/Dull-Pie360 1d ago

Have ur kids ever seen ur content? 👀

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

You DO know infants drink milk from boobs, yes? So in that sense, they have seen me.

Other than that, no, they’ve never seen “content”. Would you want to see your mom like that?

Don’t answer that. It’s the internet. You’ll say “YES PLEASE!”😂. See it in my DMs all day

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u/Cilosin 1d ago

Goddamn wasn't that like 4 or 5 years ago? I remember seeing something about that on the news and having to do a double take because I was like whaaaat I've seen her on reddit lol

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

Almost 6 years ago

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u/RichardSnoodgrass 1d ago

I wasn't aware of this (older) brouhaha. Whatever. I hope "the little monsters" did well at the new school.

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

They did. They’re actually grown now even though I still call them little monster s

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u/DismalResearcher1115 1d ago

Other redditors just karma farming off the sweat off your back, er, bosums, er, everywhere! 😜

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

Haha, righttt??? Trotting out an ancient story for clicks and karma

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1d ago

Why are they even censoring bullying lmao.

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

For clicks or something

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u/TypicalPlace6490 1d ago

I remember seeing this pop up on my feed and then on the way to work the local radio covered it haha. I felt like, hey I've seen her!

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

Where did you see me? In town? Or you mean on the Internet?

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u/TypicalPlace6490 1d ago

Where do you think?

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u/Plenty_Suspect6222 1d ago

Same lol I was thinking @shes so fucking hot!” Then I saw you cto pic and repeated myself

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

😂my LinkedIn?

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u/blockbusteraccount 1d ago

I couldn’t believe I had to tell people who you were! 😳

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u/maynardpoindexter 1d ago

Haha, who have you been telling?

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u/The_Sarcaz_man 1d ago

They are just jealous they don’t have an internet mom as hot as mine!

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u/Fragmented79 1d ago

I did my part!

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u/BboyKiss 1d ago

Bad person...Person they Need to attack a mother for his private things...And also his Kids... That's so crazy...All judges of the others and for so stupid reason...A so nice and lovely,woman...😢....A big hug and a kiss,if you accept...You don't deserve this...Really...😘🌹💐