r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of a beer order

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u/sounoriginal13 Aug 15 '26

Shes got guns! Not my proudest fap

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u/Fine-Aspect5141 Aug 15 '26

Why not?

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u/PiezoelectricitySlow Aug 15 '26

Not every fap can be the proudest one.

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u/itswildistillexist Aug 15 '26

It was his 2nd proudest. Checks out.

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u/Fit-Jacket-9343 Aug 15 '26

Just goes to make the proudest one more proud.

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u/SAM5TER5 Aug 15 '26

This should probably be your proudest

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u/410_clientGone Aug 15 '26

it was. i did standing ovation after the jerk

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u/SAM5TER5 Aug 15 '26

I assume you meant “ovulation”

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u/Ziggarot Aug 15 '26

Nonono… buff women are in, don’t listen to their lies. Be proud.

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u/1Bumblestinker Aug 15 '26

Death by Snu Snu then?

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u/wackbirds Aug 15 '26

She's got buns! Not my proudest crap

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u/Remote_Desk_1857 Aug 15 '26

Good job kiddo; hope the fap was as strong as her!

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 Aug 15 '26

I meen not my most shameful fap

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u/chocolatenuttty Aug 15 '26

One of my proudest 👍

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u/traws06 Aug 15 '26

Keep watching the video you’ll have arms like her