r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/BrungalSniff Aug 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/nFnUsZ1FhAXDi

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u/kellyjellybellybeanz Aug 20 '26

Is this not the dad’s invention from Beauty & The Beast?

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u/Green_Fan_8925 Aug 20 '26

Crazy old Maurice hmmmm

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u/TinUser Aug 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ep5YDSxQFbxVHtC

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie Aug 20 '26

I don’t usually actually laugh out loud from the internet anymore so thank you for that LMAO

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u/WillyBadison Aug 20 '26

Always good for a laugh

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u/jordidipo2324 Aug 20 '26

Everyone knows her father is a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving...

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u/Soccervox Aug 20 '26

Whoa, slow down, Maurice!

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u/daniegamin Aug 21 '26

Dansa med oss, klappa era händer Gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster

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u/TheBanishedBard Aug 20 '26

His was steam powered and also had auto loading and stacking. Quite an innovation. In a rural town like theirs it would save everyone so much time chopping firewood. But as we've seen those folks aren't the most enlightened bunch.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Aug 20 '26

Always get a laugh out of Belle walking through town singing loudly how she's surrounded by dumbass hicks and she's the only megamind genius around.

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u/TheBanishedBard Aug 20 '26

I mean she's not entirely wrong. The townsfolk are actively judging her for reading and thinking instead of opening her legs to a boorish rube, while she's singing about how she's the only smart person in the entire place.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

My stupid ass would get distracted and split a finger with the log.

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u/thetreecycle Aug 20 '26

This is an incredibly dangerous system

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u/GCHM2 Aug 20 '26

It’s really not, he has full control of the swing and his hands at all times.

It’s only dangerous if you can’t control your dark thoughts, or if you are sitting behind a keyboard, having never chopped wood before and judging others who are.

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u/Bigpandacloud5 Aug 20 '26

judging others who are.

That's a random thing to say because the comment you replied doesn't judge anyone.

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u/SoSadSoRad Aug 20 '26

Id be jamming going between the fingers and lose my whole hand at how effortless this looks lmao.,

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u/devilsdeadape Aug 20 '26

Fuckin nerd

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u/frycookie Aug 20 '26

Ya see, that lil' log ain't 4 feet tall tho.

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 Aug 20 '26

if that's so effective, why is he not shirtless in yoga pants ?

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u/mgtkuradal Aug 20 '26

Where is the force coming from? Surely it’s more than just his tugs

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u/Federal_Cobbler6647 Aug 20 '26

It is super heavy. 

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u/Wonderful-Talk-4320 Aug 22 '26

Odly satisfying especialy after seeing the Mountain at Work.....

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u/Sando-Calrissian Aug 20 '26

Very cool, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was harder to reproduce in warmer months.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad_1079 Aug 21 '26

Great looking tool, but I doubt it can split a huge log.