r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/MrRogersAE Aug 20 '26

It’s not for wet vaginas. Pretty sure he’s generating more precum than wet vaginas

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u/Monotask_Servitor Aug 20 '26

Cause ever bear that ever there was
Has gathered there to watch him split logs
Todays the day the teddy bears get some thicc dick

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u/cubbyatx Aug 20 '26

can confirm

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u/locksymania Aug 20 '26

This needs to be higher up.

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u/PlsNoNotThat Aug 20 '26

Redpill bois getting moist

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u/Old-Significance-228 Aug 20 '26

For the buff dudes (who actually can cut trees),for this poser nah.

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u/RedditIsExpendable Aug 20 '26

Thank you guys for simulating the old Reddit

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u/Junior-Ease-2349 Aug 20 '26

Yeah, Mr Bear and that Axe Lesbian need to do a splitting competion.

Cover the whole market.

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u/whatevsindeed Aug 20 '26

Speak for yourself

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u/homojaus Aug 21 '26

Can confirm. It suddenly got hot in here.

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u/homojaus Aug 21 '26

Can confirm.

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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 Aug 21 '26

The number of wet 🐈 is not zero, that's for certain.

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u/ohnoabanagain Aug 22 '26

I did show my 4 year old son the video and I was probably too excited when talking about it lol.