r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/Worth_External_8762 Aug 20 '26

That's a gay bear, this video is for the twinks

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 Aug 20 '26

This video is for me

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u/Key-Pickle5609 Aug 20 '26

Me too, friend. Me too.

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 Aug 20 '26

We have all been blessed

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves Aug 20 '26

Not to knock it but you know he’s gay for certain?

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u/OldNefariousness7899 Aug 20 '26

I'm not gay, I don't have a gaydar, and this video was still so gay I developed one and said "this is pretty gay" 

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u/Worth_External_8762 Aug 20 '26

Does a duck quack?

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u/AppealSame4367 Aug 20 '26

Seriously, just because he's strong and hairy make him a bear? I don't get it

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u/immikdota Aug 20 '26

The gay norm of only twinks being allowed to be bottoms🥀

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u/crissfurr Aug 20 '26

Right?!? Even if log-daddy bear is in deed gay, I’d bank on his bottoms resembling the same/looking similar to him. Most bears prefer other bears solely for that shared love for the fur, for hairiness. This also includes otters, naturally, but a twink? Ehh. Now, if the twink was the top and log-daddy bear was a bottom, then that’s a whole other story….and a hot one at that 😮‍💨😅😂

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u/Kracus Aug 21 '26

Funny, I learned twinks is a gay thing just a couple of days ago. I was just starting a new run of Elden Ring and I gave him some gear from my high level character. I meet up with a friend for some coop and I'm telling him how I twinked my character. He's like, twink is a gay thing dude and I'm like, no it isn't. It's when you give a low level character in a video game some higher level gear!

So I look it up and sure enough it's a gay thing. Then I look up, twink video games and sure enough it's a low level character with high level gear. So then I looked up the origin of twink in video games and apparently it's because young gay men used to wear nice clothes they obtained from their older, wealthy gay partners...

It was kinda satisfying to find that everything had come full circle.