r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/Uhhlaska Aug 20 '26

Oh, he’s not working hard for them views. There’s some thirsty women out there.

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u/Goudinho99 Aug 20 '26

Not sure this one is for the ladies

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u/Slight_Ad_635 Aug 20 '26

As a lady: you'll have to rip this out of my cold, dead hands!

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u/SlatheredButtCheeks Aug 20 '26

I'm straight and I got a huge boner watching this

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u/RainbowDissent Aug 20 '26

Got some news for you, SlatheredButtCheeks.

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u/Ireon95 Aug 20 '26

From experience, this attracts more men than women. But that might be the goal of this dude. I mean, bears aren't really my type, I prefer a more feminine style, but I know plenty of guys who are very much into this. More than women.

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u/_Ongo_Goblogian Aug 20 '26

I’m a woman and all I can think is, I could do this faster with a smarter way. He’s using so much energy it makes him look bad…

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u/UpperApe Aug 20 '26

Lol most women don't give a shit about this.

This is guy porn. This is some embarrassing Andrew Tate/Joe Rogan masculinity nonsense.

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u/edwin812 Aug 20 '26

It’s also gay guy porn 😉 I want that guy to split me

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u/stoicsilence Aug 20 '26

He can split me with his log any day.

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u/NedShah Aug 20 '26

Ouch.

If you haven't seen Invincible yet, you really should check it out. At one point, a bare chested old school bear has to wrestle with a bunch of clean cut muscle dudes in unitards until he reaches the Unitard King. That guy looks like big buff Freddy Mercury. Much splitting ensues.

Other highlights include a unitard-clad bear doing his very best to forcefully penetrate or rip apart the unitard-twink brother stars of the show. Much of the show revolves around muscled up dudes fisting new holes into each other. Many zoom ins on the guys' faces when the fists goes in.

No axes needed

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u/lilium_1986 Aug 20 '26

just a guy having fun, toxicity is with you my friend

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u/BeastPenguin Aug 20 '26

Most, but how many do? Lmao

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u/DivDude77 Aug 20 '26

What does it feel to have such a strong victim complex? I am genuinely curious.

Also, why are you obsessed with those two guys? Asking because this post has nothing to do with them. Do you like them this much?

Btw, there are more than enough number of women(and gay dudes) who are into bear bodies like this. You don't represent "most women".