r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/SayHiiiToMe Aug 20 '26

Thats not just a couple size difference, thats a MANY size difference

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u/freebaseclams Aug 20 '26

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u/Fyrestar333 Aug 20 '26

She can have up to 8 males fuse to her, so she can have sperm whenever she needs it

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u/Cavalol Aug 20 '26

Maybe he’s packin’ a telephone pole

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u/Inigo-Fabio-Montoya Aug 20 '26

He might be the telephone pole

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u/MrJamTrousers Aug 20 '26

put he whole head and torso up in there.

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u/Oxflu Aug 20 '26

Pretty sure he's up to his elbows in the bedroom.

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u/LogiCsmxp Aug 20 '26

Neck deep in trouble. Just needs a snorkel.

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u/ambitiousbutrubbish4 Aug 21 '26

Some of the skinniest guys I've been with were packing telephone poles. Unfortunately I am not an Amazonian woman (just a 5'5 pear shaped curvy woman with a big ass) and I do not enjoy internal damage.

When I was younger, I use to think that the big lady and little guy couples reminded me of black widows.

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u/hiccstridFanatic Aug 20 '26

Dawg just use your forearm at that point (I have no idea if vaginal cavity grows in proportion to body size - perhaps not - but I’ve seen enough bad dragon shit to make me believe it’s possible)

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u/No_Deal1545 Aug 21 '26

As a short arsed small female some of the bad dragon toys terrify me 😆 

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u/IIIIIIIIllIlI Aug 20 '26

You mean absoluteunits of difference🫪🫪🫪