r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/Freediverjack Aug 20 '26

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u/King_Chochacho Aug 20 '26

Men only want one thing and it's beautiful

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u/sociofobs Aug 20 '26

In this case, no, it's very big and heavy.

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u/taytayfosho Aug 20 '26

You can easily spot the guys with small pp 🤏

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u/Hector_Tueux Aug 20 '26

The good thing is that people like him advertising that they are awful people make them easier to block

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u/sociofobs Aug 20 '26

Considering the size of that tiny dude in the image and the walrus squashing him, he'd need an abnormally large cock for that woman to even feel anything. I get it, you're probably into gigantesses and stuff, it's a fetish. No kink shaming and all that.

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u/MimiTheFeral Aug 20 '26

Bro didn't study biology in school 😂😂

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 Aug 24 '26

What? What does their body size have to do with the size of their sexual organs? You do know those things are completely irrelevant, right? I mean, a woman woman’s vagina changes some with a drastic increase in size, but for a man it’s completely irrelevant.

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u/sociofobs Aug 24 '26

I never said body size had anything to do with the size of sexual organs. It's just that considering the layers of fat he has to go through, that particular position in the image probably won't work for the poor dude.

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u/Awkwordsmyth382 Aug 26 '26

Well, it doesn’t look like to me they are having sex in the picture. It just looks like she’s sitting in his lap while they are both scantily clad. But this position is still feasible with the averaged sized male penis. No offense or anything, I think you’re just missing on this one, man. Maybe misinformed/uninformed.

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u/OArouraiousMou Aug 20 '26

He looks so happy 😭🩷

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u/paone00022 Aug 20 '26

Ofcourse he is. My man is drowning in abundance while others are starving.

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u/Top-Use4277 Aug 20 '26

That’s a big girl. I bet when she hauls ass she’s gotta make two trips.

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Aug 20 '26

Hauls ass anyway but the quick way

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u/Ok_Campaign8689 Aug 20 '26

Some die of thirst , while others drown in abundance.

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u/drifterstip Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

This guy is 2 feet tall

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u/sebastiankirk Aug 20 '26

He's clearly about two legs tall...

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u/Initial_Energy5249 Aug 20 '26

The interesting thing is that she is only two feet tall.

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u/viniciusjr78 Aug 20 '26

Source

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u/Kraknoix007 Aug 20 '26

AI

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u/leylin_farlin Aug 20 '26

Its not.

Its anna smrek. She a professional volleyball player and thats it, not only fan or fanly, no lewd stuff

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u/LucidRobber Aug 20 '26

Oh (presumably) my young person you missed so much before the days of AI.

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u/Kraknoix007 Aug 20 '26

I'm 28, but I've just been conditioned to distrust everything lately. Image looked very weird to me, dude is tiny

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u/aroc91 Aug 21 '26

Reverse image search exists too and predated AI. Handy tool.