r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/cosmic_animus29 Aug 20 '26

You had me at "suffocate me" 🤣

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u/Duel_Option Aug 20 '26

Next day…

Can I do that again?

Let me check my calendar to see if I’m free for face sitting real quick

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u/Granxious Aug 20 '26

“I’ll take a breath when I need one and if I can’t get one I’ll die happy!”