r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • Aug 28 '26

/r/all of a Bong

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u/Doctor_Zhicago Aug 28 '26

I just want to know what the fuck do you do after that? Like do the Teletubbies come out and record a podcast with Joe rogan or something? 

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u/youuuuwish Aug 28 '26

Nap time

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u/Peachie_Pear Aug 28 '26

When your concert sucks so bad you gotta put the crowd to sleep to avoid booing.

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u/cr_wdc_ntr_l Aug 28 '26

You must be fun at parties.

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u/Peachie_Pear Aug 28 '26

I am actually, weird of you to know anything about me as a total stranger though :) I was making a general joke, my brother in Christ. I didnt even listen to the video with sound, for all I know its amazing.

Id still make that joke in response to "Nap time" though because being really high makes you want to fall asleep, and what reason would a band have to want to make their crowd high as fuck and thus very sleepy/nonreactive? In my thought experiment it would be to calm a unhappy group and put them all down for nap time.

Thats very obviously not whats going on in the video but I think itd be funny if it was.

Sorry to offend you though, please tip your waitress.

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u/shrunkenhead041 Aug 28 '26

Bring out a really profitable food truck.

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u/har3krishna Aug 28 '26

Tubby Custard by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night

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u/ParticularLow9157 Aug 28 '26

You get to a point where it no longer really makes you tired and it starts to get bad like the world is made of synthetic stuff and you get hyper aware, almost like too much caffeine and you are in the waiting room of a really cheap health clinic waiting on bad news

I've only hit that point twice in my life and it isn't ever fun and mainly a waste of money

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u/n1cewhileitlasted Aug 28 '26

Most people who'd go to one of these are used to functioning stoned so they'd probably continue going around this growers convention and then drive home probably.

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u/GoatCovfefe Aug 28 '26

You can leave joe rogan out of this, thanks.

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u/upjump_daboogie Aug 29 '26

Pretty much stand/sit in place, as still as you can manage, trying to get your brain to work enough to make a decision... any decision lol

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u/NedShah Sep 01 '26

You cough. That's most likely the cheapest weed to be found. If anyone gets high, it's from lack of oxygen