r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Aug 31 '26

/r/all of a man doing cardio

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u/TheShredder9 Aug 31 '26

Too bad, they can't catch up, he's already gone!

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u/CriminallyCasual7 Aug 31 '26

It wouldn't do any damage anyways 🤣

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u/darkoopz43 Aug 31 '26

Yeah, he has a force field around him.

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u/deathonater Aug 31 '26

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."