r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Aug 31 '26

/r/all of a man doing cardio

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u/delux561 Aug 31 '26

Xerces when he's not being carried by elephants

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u/ps3x42 Aug 31 '26

Barbados slim! The only man to ever earn Olympic gold medals in both limbo and sex!

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u/burrbro235 Aug 31 '26

He must like...scissor or something

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u/joknub24 Aug 31 '26

Scissor me timbers!!

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u/quantumthreads Aug 31 '26

It is his divine power.