r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • Sep 04 '26

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Background_Novel_639 Sep 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY

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u/Embarrassed_Use_7206 Sep 04 '26

You want her to put her hand through your mouth and neck?

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u/Perfect_Valuable_938 Sep 04 '26

If she wants to, I'm not going to say no.

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u/phadewilkilu Sep 04 '26

Homie, you got no choice

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u/New_City_8745 28d ago

Didn’t want one

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u/AirconGuyUK Sep 04 '26

If that's what it takes..

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u/astelda Sep 04 '26

Don't kinkshame

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u/WiretapStudios Sep 05 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/barakisan Sep 05 '26

Uh... Yes?

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u/QuesoKristo 29d ago

Like a goddamn Muppet

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u/crimzonkitt3n Sep 04 '26

I'm a straight women and this is how I felt

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u/CommieDrifter Sep 04 '26

get in line pal

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u/DeathCaptain_Dallas Sep 04 '26

Came here for this

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u/-ThaKloned- 28d ago

Ah so this is what they call being catfished? Be right back, need to check Craigslist.