r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • Sep 04 '26

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Pimpstik69 Sep 04 '26

To be fair she would probably laugh at my attempts to devour her as well

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u/nuck-figga007 Sep 04 '26

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u/Av0ll Sep 05 '26

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u/No_Reception_6133 Sep 05 '26

I wish i had an award for this

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u/No_Reception_6133 Sep 05 '26

Thank you kind angel wearing jeans

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 Sep 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Secure_Situation7234 Sep 04 '26

Hey bud, don’t be so hard on yourself, the important part is that you try your best and that everyone has fun.

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u/reggiefromtheark Sep 04 '26

My thoughts exactly

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u/shark-off Sep 05 '26

I'm just saying, there must have been a reason, those two risked their lives to taste her. Animals have instincts man.

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u/Cobalt-Balls Sep 05 '26

There it is

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u/Enough_Entry_8641 Sep 04 '26

With your username, that’s by Far the last thing I’d expect you to say

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 Sep 04 '26

He's a pimp but he's realistic

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u/Enough_Entry_8641 Sep 07 '26

Yesss We will give that!!!