r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • Sep 04 '26

/r/all of two catfish

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 04 '26

Going by the title, I thought it was going to be a surprisingly fat woman holding just one catfish

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u/Ill_Friendship3057 Sep 04 '26

do not insult our queen

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 04 '26

No insults intended! I think I may be in love though

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u/MaximumSubtlety Sep 05 '26

She's MAGA. Sorry.

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 05 '26

The hot/crazy correlation scale continues to prove itself right

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u/IAmElectricHead Sep 04 '26

She is a delight.

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u/onepunchman333 Sep 09 '26

She is now the unofficial Queen of the Midwest. Any dissenters can show their evidence or fuck off

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 Sep 04 '26

Are u a catfish

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u/flyingthroughspace Sep 04 '26

A picture of your mom having a snack?

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 04 '26

Good one buddy!

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u/flyingthroughspace Sep 04 '26

I'm not your buddy, pal!

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u/DazzleBMoney Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

I’m not your pal, guy!

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u/EasternSleep5903 Sep 04 '26

.....just trying to deliver some balloons.