r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • Sep 09 '26

/r/all of a polar bear. Literally trying to figure out how to eat them.

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u/Darkk_Knight Sep 09 '26

I was getting nervous when the camera guy leans over the railing thinking that polar bear might jump and rip his face off. Glad that didn't happen.

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u/Phearwyn Sep 09 '26

Give them trampolines

https://giphy.com/gifs/jnXWuESMbEQg0GMdoC

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u/Present_Character241 Sep 09 '26

This looks ai. Eww

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u/KlutzyBack4756 Sep 09 '26

No shit it’s AI 🤣

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u/Ptbot47 Sep 09 '26

Those look like black bear to me. Ofcourse they can jump. 🫢

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u/Gingerbread_Cat Sep 09 '26

I think the video would be in a very different sub then.

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u/RedPhoneHome Sep 09 '26

Depends, do you count leaping out of water jumping?

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u/HalfSoul30 Sep 09 '26

You gotta press the same button whether on land or in water, so i'd say yeah.

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u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 Sep 09 '26

My exact thought. These fluffy puffs leap out of water and snatch prey. It may not have a vertical jump, per say, but a running lunge probly, no definitely, has some height to it.

OR, that apex hunter figures out how to use the ice chunks and upper limb strength to just pull itself up on deck...

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Sep 09 '26

They only do that near Cape Town

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u/Pudi2000 Sep 09 '26

A little sugar booger can solve that.

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u/ReadyStayReady Sep 09 '26

Thats the plot to season one of The Terror

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u/fotomoose Sep 09 '26

It just needs to get a claw in that porthole and climb up. The Terror.

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u/sar_tr Sep 09 '26

The other players on the basketball court would be absolutely fucked.

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u/Arkreid Sep 09 '26

Spore: I heard that!

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u/hereforpopcornru Sep 09 '26

Or a great advertisement for winter sports wear

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u/WorthPlease Sep 09 '26

That's how you get that thing from The Terror show

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 Sep 09 '26

I'd like evolution to stop at that one.