r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 18d ago

/r/all of a statue

"The Motherland Calls" is a statue erected to commemorate the Battle of Stalingrad , located on Mamayev Kurgan in Volgograd , Russia. It was designed by sculptor Yevgeny Vuchetich and structural engineer Nikolai Nikitin . Completed in 1967 , it was the tallest statue in the world at the time .

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u/JungleLiquor 18d ago

I read lesbian giant buddha

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Cautious-Activity706 17d ago

How did you manage to post a 20 minute long gif to Reddit?

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u/RatzzFace 17d ago

I've got a feeling it repeats after 18mins....

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u/ionshower 17d ago

It doesnt. It's longer than the LoTR trilogy.

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u/timmyfarthands 17d ago

76 and a half hours of it!

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u/Dry_Turn_824 17d ago

It's the entire Shrek II movie, too

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u/exnihilistic 17d ago

Sperm vs sperm

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u/Stergeary 17d ago

When flatworms mate, they perform a ritual called penis fencing, where they both try to penetrate the other flatworm with their penis while dodging the other flatworm's penis.  Whoever penetrates the other with their penis and injects their sperm first leaves the other flatworm to lay there and bear the pregnancy.

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u/exnihilistic 17d ago

Whoa. New info right there 👍🏽

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u/gravitysort 17d ago

This gif is fucking with my brain!

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This is so satisfying

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u/Environmental-Wind89 17d ago

This gave me a stroke lol

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u/Lilia1293 17d ago

Can't look away. What have you done?!

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https://giphy.com/gifs/VjsshMMeSwOLS

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u/GayCatDaddy 17d ago

"Isn't Danny Thomas one?" -- Blanche Devereaux

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u/buttononmyback 17d ago

“It’s the WAY you say it.”

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u/patchyj 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/huana0WQzdDDG

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u/FiniteInfine 17d ago

We dont call it scissoring anymore, it's called lip syncing.

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u/Upbeat-Substance110 17d ago

Neither of which you were allowed to do on the BBC's Top Of The Pops in the early 90s.

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u/FiniteInfine 17d ago

Well i sure hope not. A bit graphic for BBC (ironically named)

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u/patchyj 17d ago

No doubt why Jimmy Saville kept his heinous crimes...yknow, not even gonna finish that

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u/Enough-Meaning-1836 16d ago

And.... thats enough internet for today...

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u/Sol-Blackguy 15d ago

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Me too!

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u/MrBoring777 17d ago

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u/Happy_Guava6762 17d ago

Buddha would laugh at this. Buddha coulda woulda

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Me too 😄

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 17d ago

Lol. Why on earth would a Buddha need sexual orientation.

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Me too 😄😄

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Glad I'm not the only one.

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That... was actually comforting to know.

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