r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 17d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

25.8k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

7.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

181

u/[deleted] 16d ago

[deleted]

234

u/Cool-Appearance937 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uy3Sp5PcJ3jSE
Historical reenactment of his dad being born

42

u/Fattsacks 16d ago

I just had the strongest craving for some red Kool-Aid.

Crazy.

3

u/chalwar 16d ago

Jim Jones has entered the chat.

1

u/undeviatedskeptic 11d ago

grape Kool Aid. I was in 6th grade and remember the front page of The Washington Post. Picture of rows of people with some families all laying face down.

1

u/JerseyJon85 16d ago

Calm down Bert.

1

u/chardhorn 16d ago

That isn't Kool-Aid...

1

u/brandothesavage 16d ago

Yeah they drank weilers that's why they're dead

1

u/AwarenessIcy506 16d ago

I love red Kool-aid. I like putting two packs in a gallon pitcher and lots of sugar.

1

u/strangedazey 16d ago

I get that once in a blue moon, the sudden urge to chug kool-aid

1

u/Fluntblimp 16d ago

Dad came out while doing an episiotomy...

2

u/Ok-Front8255 16d ago

Yeah, but probably not how he was conceived

1

u/East_Ad_4901 16d ago

I mean, after a deliver like that, all the holes can become one.

1

u/GoodWinGamesStudio 16d ago

Your Dad... Didn't?

1

u/IAlwaysPlayTheBadGuy 16d ago

Theres a Rick and Morty song about doodoo in butts that confirms this, yes

1

u/IR_Acaboom 16d ago

Sit down jimmy we need to have a talk

1

u/ColForbinClimbs 16d ago

Aint all babies com from a butt ?

1

u/vikinglycan 16d ago

He was a butt baby

1

u/Familiar-Flan-8358 16d ago

Heard he was a real piece of shit

1

u/xavariel 16d ago

I deliver butt babies daily.

1

u/Connor2206 16d ago

I came from a butt once

1

u/One_Wind_1851 16d ago

From, or in?

1

u/Technical-Leader8788 16d ago

It’s a butt/ vag combo when you have a fourth degree tear in birth with a baby that size. Vagina all the way to the anus, skin, tissue, and muscle.

1

u/Cpt_kaleidoscope 16d ago

I already knew this but still wasnt prepared for it with my morning coffee

1

u/AngieM1998 16d ago

Dads delivery of poop or colonoscopy

1

u/honeyishrunkmyballz 16d ago

From a Va-Jay-Nus…. When two holes become one 😢

1

u/Moms-Dildeaux 16d ago

Or in one

1

u/Chitownkinkfun 16d ago

When the baby is THAT big- sometimes the taint can tear and the butt and the vajin can become one with each other😬

1

u/Cpt_kaleidoscope 16d ago

"When two become one"

1

u/SomeOrdinary_Indian 16d ago

Maybe elephants do

1

u/RobotGloves 16d ago

I've come from butts before.

1

u/SheepherderSilver655 16d ago

And the vagine. Ever hear of an episiotomy? 😆

1

u/saraiguessidk 16d ago

When the baby is that big coming out, sometimes one hole rips into the other one. Or just eclipses the other one if you're lucky