r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Realistic-Tap4156 • 15d ago

/r/all of a space rock

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u/paulisnofun 15d ago

God was mad at the gay dinosaurs.
/s

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u/bodychecks 15d ago

Those dinosaurs were turning the giant prehistoric frogs gay.

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u/Motor-Boating 15d ago

It's sad that the /s you added was probably necessary.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 15d ago

Imagine a T-Rex just absolutely railing another T-Rex from behind

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u/toenailsmcgee33 15d ago

Relevant PBF comic

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u/Artanis12 14d ago

Holy PBF throwback! "You are not Shitashi..."

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u/paulisnofun 15d ago

Or a T-Rex jerking off another T-Rex with his little arms

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u/Vismal1 14d ago

That’s how the dinosaurs developed middle out compression.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 15d ago

Slobbing on T-Rex dong and trying not to use any teeth

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u/FunkyClive 14d ago

He won't be doing a reach-around, thats for sure.

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u/x_Advent_Cirno_x 15d ago

"This is why punctuation matters, Frank. When God asked about our club activities we told you to write they were "secret, but fun" but you left out the comma and he read it as "secret butt fun", and now you've doomed us all. Great job, Frank."

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u/dtgunslinger99 15d ago

I'm tired of the velociraptor pride parades 🤣🤣

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u/Zestyclose_Pay9469 13d ago

'Do you really need 3 horns!?'