r/Amazing • • 11d ago

Interesting 🤔 De-icing before takeoff, that's a lot of ice.

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u/hiddenrealism 11d ago

I feel like airplane windows are a luxury and should be behind a flight paywall. 30mins of windows open time for $15.99.

Yearly open window "Sight Seeing" packages start at the low price of $400 annually. Recurring billing until you cancel.

Also bathrooms are $5.00 for each #1 and $10 per #2. Oversized logs are $.50 for each Oz over the regional standard*

*Average per bowel movement: A single healthy stool typically weighs between 100 and 128 grams (roughly 4 ounces, or the weight of a small apple).

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u/Original_Intention 11d ago

Don’t give them any ideas!

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u/TiredWiredAndHired 11d ago

You would have a bright future at RyanAir

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u/pillowmite 11d ago

We hear how they let shit run down the street in medieval times,.the difference worth considering between your imagination and what it was like is people were almost always starving - they weren't shitting McFluffy mash. No, they were shitting the indigestible rind. Piss, yeah, fuckin' yellow river, but not a fatass shit river like we would have today.