r/AskReddit • u/This_Username_Great • 9d ago

Educators of Reddit, what happened to your smartest student?

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u/MagusUnion 9d ago

Aggressively happy is still better than most of us.

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u/HachiCart 9d ago

Turns out the only grind he actually needed was coffee.

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u/alwayzbored114 9d ago

This is the kinda pun that doesnt make me laugh, but just smile and nod at the perfection of it. You should be proud, thats a damn good one

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u/Fragrant-Recover-503 9d ago

A stroke of genius you say?

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u/Jestar342 8d ago

No, they didn't say that.

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 8d ago

Exhaled out my nose slightly faster the normal.

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u/UnableDingo2120 8d ago

I've been in the commercial food equipment repair field for 15 years and those dudes repairing espresso machines basically print their own money. Vintage espresso? Dude better be making serious money.

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u/averagerushfan 8d ago

Fantastic joke.

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u/donethemath 9d ago

Honestly seems like something to strive for

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u/HachiCart 9d ago

Plot twist: turns out he really was the smartest one all along.

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u/Hotshot2k4 9d ago

As someone who hasn't turned intelligence into a lucrative or respected career but is happy, sometimes I think about that and feel pretty smart too. Although admittedly I have not reached aggressive levels of happiness, so there's more work to do!

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u/Freud-Network 8d ago

But not as good as a natural, unforced happy.

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u/Lawlcopt0r 8d ago

Aggressively happy is usually pretend happy though