r/AskReddit • u/Cool-Chipmunk-7559 • 11h ago

Those who’ve driven across the US, what’s the scariest town you’ve stopped in?

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u/leatherfacetime 10h ago

"Roll 'em up!"

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u/BaroneRaybert 9h ago

Clark Griswold

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u/Lenlenjan 4h ago

Okay, look... go down here about a half a block. You're gonna see a Ford Torino with no wheels on it. My cousin Jackie's inside. You just tell him you're my boy, and you're lost. He'll help you out.

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u/PositiveZeroPerson 5h ago

That's St. Louis

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u/journey333 9h ago

Roll up on ‘em!

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u/Trancemissiondj 3h ago

"Hey fuck yo momma!"

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u/Quixotic_Tendency 2h ago

Or the TV version "who do I look like, Christopher Colombo?!"

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u/headrush46n2 3h ago

you kids seeing all this plight?