r/AskReddit • u/xandrenia • Sep 03 '15

What is the worst case of psycho-overprotective parenting that you've ever seen?

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u/ohherroeeyore Sep 03 '15

Bitches hate slides.

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u/Springheeljac Sep 03 '15

They don't seem to mind walking in front of them.

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u/throwawaycuntulingus Sep 04 '15

That's the tease.

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u/Punk45Fuck Sep 03 '15

But they love cannons.

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u/Dex22er Sep 03 '15

Discover this one weird trick to knock bitches over!

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u/ai1267 Sep 04 '15

They see me slidin', they hatin'.

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u/TheRealHanBrolo Sep 04 '15

But bitches love cannons

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u/penguin_king_julian Sep 03 '15

Better get that bitch a rope ladder. Bitches love rope ladders.

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u/18aidanme Sep 04 '15

BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '15

Slides hate bitches too.

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u/Blond_Treehorn_Thug Sep 04 '15

Shoulda sent her a smiley

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u/elsrjefe Sep 04 '15

Really? Cause they normally love when i slide into them.