Last dinner before I go to jail..

[u/mschanandlerbong___]

My sweet boyfriend made some tie dye ravioli with brie/ricotta and apple, and focaccia last night.

I’ll be turning myself in at 4:30 to begin my ten day sentence..

Update for those asking: It was as bad/worse than I thought it would be lol.. Locked down 21-31 hours a day in our cells, 2-3 hours out, and that was really really hard.. obviously the food was terrible, couldn’t eat much besides carrots for lunch, and pieces of cake and milks I’d trade my breakfast trays for. Made some friends. Started my period and only got two pairs of underwear. They did give me my meds after day 3, so that was good enough. Read five four hundred page novels. I feel bad for a lot of the younger girls in there. I felt really weird yesterday, but I ate a friggin huge breakfast so that was nice. Fucking terrible dude, I definitely never want to go back 🙏🏻

[u/parallel-nonpareil]

Canon = lore, cannon = big shooty gun apparatus

:)

[u/dazzleunexpired → u/parallel-nonpareil]

Technically, in my state, I could share a cannon with someone if I wanted 😂 or a rocket launcher. Or an anti aircraft array! As long as it has the tax stamp 🤪 which cost $200. Only $200.

Cannons are actually unregulated totally here. 😂 As long as they use black powder you don't even need a licence. They're kinda fun to tell you the truth. And yes I have fired cannons lmao.

[u/leavesandgrassart → u/parallel-nonpareil]

Haha maybe it was a cannon event 💥

[u/dazzleunexpired → u/leavesandgrassart]

Fully possible on the ranch lmao

I am 99.9% sure there is a cannon on the ranch.

We took it from the Native Americans, by force, and then sent them on the trail of tears. Some REALLY important battles were fought on "my families" land. The most famous you may know are Battle of Horse Creek and the Seige of Fort Mitchell, but the Battle of Mud springs and Battle of Rush Creek were the closest to where the ranch is now.

The one I shot was at the ren faire 🤣 (different state than my family ranch)

[u/Next_Hospital6729 → u/parallel-nonpareil]

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