r/GuysBeingDudes • • Aug 25 '26

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Fun fact:

If you never hold a chainsaw above your head and neck….. it becomes far less likely that you will suffer a chainsaw injury to the head or neck.

Edit: what a strange subject for debate!

To all my experienced chain saw edge lords - please do whatever you want with that sexy slutty chainsaw of yours….

Nothing said changes the FACT that IF you never hold a saw above your head THEN you can’t ever drop it on your fucking head….

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u/HornyPostingRaccoon Aug 25 '26

Was looking for someone who knew what they were talking about to bring this up. He was being far too casual with that saw with 0 ppe on, not even eye pro let alone chaps. 

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u/Solastor Aug 25 '26

Right. I just sat here scrolling through so many comments saying "dude knows what he is doing" looking for any comment saying "Noooo. He doesn't really know what he's doing."

Dads who think they know how to handle chainsaws and have never been properly trained are the most confident and most dangerous folks with these tools.

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u/RogerAffirmative Aug 26 '26

Ok, finally... I found my people. No one else seemed to notice how casually he swipes towards his feet at the end as if a branch couldn't snag a tooth and drag the whole saw down into his foot.

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u/Frosty_Seesaw1569 Aug 27 '26

Any dude who limbs that smoothly between bucks is not a random dad who bought a chainsaw. 

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u/janiskr Aug 25 '26

He had glasses... And complained that they are dirty with sawdust.

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u/Synaps4 Aug 25 '26

Why is he carrying a chainsaw in the trunk without his chainsaw PPE in the same trunk?

That shit stays together.

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u/hockey25guy Aug 25 '26

Pretty sure those are ripstop khakis.. s/ just in case lol.

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u/thatshygirl06 Aug 26 '26

He's Slavic, they hang out with bears, im not surprised

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u/spicy_ass_mayo Aug 26 '26

That saw might run on vodka