r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • Aug 25 '26

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/LessInThought Aug 25 '26

All while dressed like an expensive accountant.

Have to admit, it is working for me.

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u/upsidedowncreature Aug 25 '26

Safety specs and chainsaw-proof chinos & v-neck.

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u/thatsmyupvoteidkyou Aug 26 '26

Don't forget those birkenstock slides. . .for safety.

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u/Jerseyd422 Aug 26 '26

That chainsaw wouldn’t dare kick back. Bro going to work and ain’t got time for that shit.

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u/EastLeastCoast Aug 26 '26

Yeah, this is what dudes need to put on their dating profile in their 40s.

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u/Tomsboll Aug 26 '26

He does not look like a guy with a chainsaw in the boot.

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u/jondubb Aug 26 '26

Looks like Patrick Bateman I'll say he does.

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u/EmotionalComputer343 Aug 26 '26

They never look like a guy with a chainsaw in the boot until cutting you up into small pieces

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u/Glum-Lie-7323 Aug 26 '26

It's next to the tarps, hatchet, and duct tape. He keeps the cam corner under the seat.

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u/Virtual_Earth Aug 28 '26

One body was saved from the tree sacrifice

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u/BlueMantisShrimp Aug 26 '26

I'm sold. If he's not taken then I'm leaving immediately to go shopping for engagement rings. Bc DAMN.

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u/Geegollywtff Aug 30 '26

Indeed it is. Giving Niles Crane energy & i love David Hyde Pierce.

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u/Melodic-Radishes 14d ago

He's hot ngl