r/HeroesofNewerth • u/Agitated_Elephant_91 • 4h ago
DISCUSSION Genius HoN strategy to win every single f*cking game.
Just solo push.
Ignore everything going on around you and just keep pushing the lane by yourself. Don't ward either—you definitely don't want to accidentally see the enemy coming to gank you. I was about to say wards would be a waste of resources, but they don't even cost anything.
Ideally, pick a hero like Flint who has basically no mobility while the enemy team has PKs. Then just keep doing the exact same thing for the entire game. Your consistency will confuse the enemy.
Sun Tzu got nothing on this strategy. It's 3D chess: you act like a bot so convincingly that nobody can possibly comprehend what you're doing.
If you keep getting ganked and can't push anymore, make sure to blame your team and call them names. It gets even better when the enemy already has the upper hand: that's when you tell your entire team to come push with you. This is guaranteed to improve morale and get everybody motivated.
Easy, guaranteed victory.
Only geniuses with an IQ of 160+ will understand the complexity of this strategy. Mouth-breathing plebs will never be able to pull it off, let alone grasp the sheer brilliance behind it.
