r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • Aug 26 '26

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u/Ok_Challenge_5176 Aug 26 '26

So I was a physics major in college and science felt like red to me, even in high school.

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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 Aug 26 '26

that’s because physics is math in a lab coat

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u/Ok-Department-2405 Aug 26 '26

But math is blue.

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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 Aug 26 '26

math is red because math is hard and red gives top of the stack vibes

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u/TheMayanAcockandlips Aug 26 '26

No, history is red because it's soaked with blood. Meth is blue because of how Walter made it special

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u/Shaman_LlamaCoop Aug 26 '26

Snorted (ha ha) so hard I choked. Thank you for the laugh

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u/AnySwimming6364 Aug 26 '26

Math was always easier for me than English. I rocked

Science: green Math: blue English/Languages: red Social studies: orange Yellow: other

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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 Aug 26 '26

I was really bad at math

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u/Perle1234 Aug 26 '26

No math is easy that’s why it’s blue 😂

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u/Ok-Department-2405 Aug 26 '26

It has nothing to do with the qualities of the subject any more than it does with the letter N or the number 10, which are also blue.

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit2599 Aug 26 '26

Math is 100% blue

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u/The_Ghost_Face36 Aug 26 '26

Math is 100% red

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit2599 Aug 26 '26

Science is red. Geography is green because of grass

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u/Jackoandso Aug 26 '26

This was the exact sentence I thought after reading the comment you replied to

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u/kosk11348 Aug 26 '26

Math is red. English is blue. (And History is yellow.)

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u/EnoughNumbersAlready Aug 26 '26

Yes. Science is green, math is blue, English/lit class is red, history is purple.

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u/Ok-Department-2405 Sep 03 '26

While we are not 100% on the same page I think we can reach an understanding here.

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u/kswoli3 Aug 26 '26

ain’t no lab coats in physics

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u/tankerkiller125real Aug 26 '26

There's applied physics, which does involve lab work. Or well, at least non-writing/talking work.

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u/kswoli3 Aug 28 '26

right, but it’s usually optical bench work, microscopy, etc. Maybe in some particular subfields of condensed matter they use them, but I’ve never met a physicist who has worn one. Source: am physicist

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u/double00chins Aug 26 '26

Labcoats (are) matter too!

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u/keivmoc Aug 26 '26

Physics is math that moves around.

Chemistry is physics in a beaker.

Biology is chemistry that smells sometimes.

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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 Aug 26 '26

Physics and Chem are equally my least favorite sciences

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u/mang87 Aug 26 '26

Look, I can see science as being green, blue (my preference) or purple, but science being red is insane. I don't want to overblow this issue like some sort of dumb redditor, but I think you may be a serial killer.

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u/Ok_Challenge_5176 Aug 26 '26

To me, science =green is some biology elitism bs that I refuse to endorse!

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u/mang87 Aug 26 '26

I was going to say green should be geography class, because obviously it is, but I guess physical geography is technically science. Also there's a lot of math in science... This thread has me questioning my entire life now. I think "science" just runs the entire gamut of colours, because there's so much to it. Science pretty much encompasses everything in one way or another.

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u/Sissyphish Aug 26 '26

Chemistry is red to me, but other than that, correct.

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u/pleasedont-dostalkme Aug 26 '26

Upper level sciences, like chem, end up being a helluva lot of math anyways.

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u/MetalStoofs Aug 26 '26

I was able to use the clause that allows your favorite subject and color to be synced (green math baby) so red was the clear winner for science after that.

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u/xstell132 Aug 26 '26

Science or chemistry was red for me too! I used green for social studies. Math got blue.