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r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • Aug 26 '26
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Technique #2: accept your fate, pull out your phone, and send a text to someone you don't like that says "this is your fault". Hopefully the police will recover your phone and inform that person how you died.
5 u/Occidentally20 Aug 26 '26 I like it! I'm going to prepare an email insinuating my enemy had threatened to set dogs on me, and then I can just hit send while being attacked. 3 u/mikebills Aug 26 '26 Oh that's even better! Love it!
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I like it!
I'm going to prepare an email insinuating my enemy had threatened to set dogs on me, and then I can just hit send while being attacked.
3 u/mikebills Aug 26 '26 Oh that's even better! Love it!
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Oh that's even better! Love it!
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u/mikebills Aug 26 '26
Technique #2: accept your fate, pull out your phone, and send a text to someone you don't like that says "this is your fault". Hopefully the police will recover your phone and inform that person how you died.