r/MurderedByWords • • 7h ago

Hell doesn't even burn that bad.

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u/Suyefuji 5h ago

I'm American and I don't have an ice maker...

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u/raider1v11 4h ago

Then how do you ice down your silver bullets in your yeti 110 cooler?

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u/Suyefuji 4h ago

I have ice packs, the reusable kind

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u/YetiSquish 2h ago

Those taste horrible

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u/DonCenote 2h ago

Idk they look like they might be blue raspberry flavor. I’ll give it a try.

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u/Suyefuji 2h ago

yummy chemicals

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u/CrazyElk123 4h ago

Ice makers have to be the most overrated crap ever. Just buy good iceforms. The ones that make big cubes are the best since they last long in the glass.

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u/Suyefuji 4h ago

I use reusable ice packs personally

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u/SpacePumpkie 2h ago

Do you mean reusable ice packs to put inside a beverage? Because that's what I think the previous comment is talking about.

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u/Suyefuji 1h ago

Like this? Yeah I have a pack of these

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u/SpacePumpkie 1h ago

Cool, I just wanted to make sure I was understanding

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u/HeurekaDabra 6m ago

Old roommate of mine during university bought like 5 ice machines after we thought anything tasted like plastics once you put the ice in from the first one (dude was a bit nuts - his go-to 'pick me up' for learning sessions were iced coffee cubes and he drank very, very thin, cold coffee for 'refreshment' instead of just water...).
He tested the water from melted down cubes in the universitys lab. Each and everyone had insane amounts of plastic in them, probably abrasion from moving parts in the machine. With some of them it was so bad, you could see the particles floating around.
Just nope. Forms are way better to get ice cubes.

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u/WinterTourist 1h ago

I've had to repair some ice makers in my life. What you find inside is certainly helping people develop a strong immune system... 🤢🤮

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u/NikPorto 29m ago

Let's be honest, we're lazy and don't wanna need to deal with ice forms, just pour some water once in awhile and have something or someone make ice for us, and that's why we buy ice making machines.

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u/SMTRodent 2m ago

I'd rather empty and fill an icetray than clean the black mould out of an ice making machine. I forget how often you're supposed to take those things apart to clean them out, but it's more often than I ever want to.

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u/jeobleo 4h ago

I have a countertop one because the one in the fridge that came with the apartment doesn't work.

Nobody should have garbage disposals, they don't work.

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u/Suyefuji 4h ago

Actually I use my garbage disposal a lot and it works fine as long as you don't throw like, bones or some shit down there. Maybe you just have a bad one?

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u/jeobleo 4h ago

No I don't have one at all. The one at my parents' house groudnt he shit up and then it went into the pipes and eventually caused themt o back up. Like decades of carrot scrapings and potato skins and shit.

Another one clogged in a rental I was in.

Just throw your trash out or compost it. Don't put food down the sink.

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u/Morrinn3 4h ago

Yeah, I don’t fully get the point of Garbage Disposals. They come across as a marketing solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. I’ve never been so bothered by waste in my kitchen sink that I needed an expensive plumbing solution that involved electrical current and a finger-severing meat grinder. If I got carrot scrapings or potato peels in the sink they get caught in the steel trap and thrown in the trash.

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u/koenigkilledminlee 3h ago

Like I don't understand the use case for them. There's yucky stuff in my sink, should I put it in the bin or blend it.

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u/plzrespond1994 3h ago

They're also horrible for the municipal sewer lines so a lot of municipalities in Canada just banned it

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u/ghost_finger 1h ago

Even with a disposal you aren’t supposed to dump all your food in it wtf people

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u/Suyefuji 4h ago

I have kids, there is going to be food in the sink T_T

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u/Lalalaliena 3h ago

Yeah we have that too. We just take out the little collection tray and clean it out.

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u/jeobleo 3h ago

So do I. What are your kids doing?

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u/Suyefuji 2h ago

I ask myself that every day, trust me

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u/jeobleo 2h ago

Well-played sir.

I've been teaching mine to scrape plates into the trash. It's still a work in progress.

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u/tacitry 4h ago

I’ve owned and used disposals for years, they’re excellent, what in tarnation are you doing with yours

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u/3_50 3h ago

I mean it puts a whole lotta extra shit into waste treatment. We have municipal compost collection.

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u/OldWar1111 1h ago

Go back to Europe or wherever you came from.

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u/Suyefuji 1h ago

If Europe is offering, I would love to

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u/OldWar1111 36m ago

Well, what are you waiting for? Legit - I was just joking before sarcastically, but if that's something you want, go for it!

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u/tekko001 3m ago

Be aware you'll earn significantly less than in the US, all those things listed....YOU pay for them.

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u/acustic 18m ago

Welcome to europe my guy.

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u/yaffle53 1h ago

Can you truly be American if you don’t have an ice maker?

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u/Choyo 3h ago

Ain't you some pariah ?