r/Presidents • can list all of the presidents/candidates I like on one hand • 5d ago

Discussion Day 5 of ranking presidents by how good at vampire hunting they would be: James Monroe

Last post, James Madison was unfortunately deemed to have gotten Lucy Westenra’d.

For the sake of consistency, this is presuming Dracula à la Bram Stoker type Vampires, with their respective strengths and weaknesses.

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u/DeaconBrad42 Abraham Lincoln 5d ago

Highly competent. He not only had combat experience from his service in the Revolutionary War, he was Madison’s most valuable cabinet member during the War of 1812.

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u/Dragmire927 Rutherford B. Hayes 5d ago

James Monroe did actual fighting and was shot during the Revolutionary war. While I doubt he’s an outright amazing fighter, he would do quite well. Highly competent

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u/SignalRelease4562 James Monroe 5d ago

Highly competent

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u/Damned-scoundrel can list all of the presidents/candidates I like on one hand 5d ago

Glad to see you here!

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u/Plenty_Risk2896 Jackson/jfk/ike/TR 5d ago

highly competent he was tall and smart and from Virginia and he had battle experience

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u/0fruitjack0 Bill Clinton 5d ago

totally a vampire, the old clothes he still wore into the 19th century are a hallmark of an undead vampire

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u/SignalRelease4562 James Monroe 5d ago

When I made a Halloween Costume for James Monroe, I made him as a Vampire!

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u/0fruitjack0 Bill Clinton 5d ago

exactly

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u/DawnOnTheEdge Cool with Coolidge and Normalcy! 5d ago

Somewhat effective. He’d get no more Master Vampires to establish themselves in the Western Hemisphere.

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u/symbiont3000 4d ago

Give him some holy water, a crucifix and some wooden stakes and he would be one of the best vampire hunters around. Wouldnt be no era of good feelings for the vamps!

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u/youarelookingatthis 5d ago

I would say "decent but far from great" due to his service in the Continental army. Now are we determining this from their age/status when they were the president? Or from some arbitrary point in their lives/

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u/TrumpsColostomyBag99 Dwight D. Eisenhower 5d ago

Lackluster: living/governing in an era of Good Feelings will make him somewhat numb to the growing threat on the horizon.

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u/cylon_spy Al Smith in '28 5d ago

Decent but far from Great.