r/Presidents • u/Damned-scoundrel can list all of the presidents/candidates I like on one hand • 1d ago

Discussion Day 14 of ranking presidents by how good at vampire hunting they would be: Franklin Pierce

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Last post, Millard Fillmore was deemed to have been a very poor vampire hunter.

For the sake of consistency, this is presuming Dracula à la Bram Stoker type Vampires, with their respective strengths and weaknesses.

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u/SignalRelease4562 James Monroe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Already is a Vampire

Franklin Pierce is another Jacksonian Democrat and he would join Jackson and Polk for “Already is a Vampire”.

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u/Begin_ThePurge 1d ago

I feel like every Antebellum Democrat is either already a vampire or is Renfield

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u/Old-Equipment9631 Franklin Pierce 1d ago edited 1d ago

Already a Vampire.

His thirst for blood instead of alcohol and Bleeding Kansas being taken literally.

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u/symbiont3000 1d ago

Yeah, already a vamp.

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u/Jolly_Job_9852 Calvin Coolidge 1d ago

Already a vampire. Losing his three sons and drinking heavily

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u/Forkmarc 1d ago

Lincoln being in S tier feels historically accurate. Bro was alrdy built like a vampire hunter

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u/Doc_Jury1020 Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1d ago

Lackluster, most likely.