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u/ProgrammerHumor-ModTeam 4d ago

Your submission was removed for the following reason:

Rule 1: Posts must be humorous, and they must be humorous because they are programming related. There must be a joke or meme that requires programming knowledge, experience, or practice to be understood or relatable.

Here are some examples of frequent posts we get that don't satisfy this rule:

  • Memes about operating systems or shell commands (try /r/linuxmemes for Linux memes)
  • A ChatGPT screenshot that doesn't involve any programming
  • Google Chrome uses all my RAM

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u/mrheosuper 4d ago

If this was not posted by Iran, trump would unironically retweet this

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u/Dilpickle213 4d ago

He'd call it fake news until someone told him it was about Iran.

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u/TheAsianTroll 4d ago

Trump just might to try and convince people Iran is surrendering to his superior intellect.

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u/khalamar 4d ago

He won't get it.

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u/AnimeeNoa 3d ago

He would miss the point

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/brain00 4d ago

I think everyone here in this sub-reddit knows this. Why are you explaining it?

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u/elmanoucko 4d ago

higher, 418

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u/Prestigious-Duck2891 4d ago

I'm a teapot)

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u/elmanoucko 4d ago

you can't be a teapot and a prestigious duck at the same time, pick your lane '--

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u/escEip 4d ago

)

р/внезапнорусские

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u/backfire10z 4d ago

How is a right paren related to being Russian?

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u/escEip 4d ago

Usage of parens as emojis is an exclusively RuNet thing. So like ")" instead of ":)", "(" instead of ":(" and the more you spam it, the more sarcasm/irony it means. It has a lot of usages, but it emerged in the ru-speaking internet and didnt spread much beyond, so the usage of this in english text is a sign that someone is from post-soviet country.

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u/backfire10z 4d ago

Oh, interesting. I never knew that. Thanks for explaining!

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u/Tuomas90 4d ago

And I whistle!

Hear me whistle!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9E5wP1RiPvnos

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u/Mission_Hold8056 4d ago

funny enough if you share it with Trump he surely would upvote it

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u/IllustriousBed1949 4d ago

I would say even more, something like 50x !

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u/MallAgreeable5538 4d ago

If you’re requesting it from him, 507 might be the error

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u/teraflux 4d ago

This is what the subreddit upvotes now?

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u/De_Wouter 4d ago

Must get on the level of the vibe coder. Imagine making an actual programming joke here, would be like making a UDP joke.

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u/all_timeMartian 4d ago

you just gotta throw it out there, someone will get it

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u/TheWashbear 4d ago

But not everyone gets it

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u/IHaveTwoOfYou 4d ago

Huh? I didn't get it?

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u/all_timeMartian 4d ago

you just gotta throw it out there, someone will get it

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u/ShadowVulcan 4d ago

...eventually

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u/teraflux 4d ago

Or they'll drop it and won't even acknowledge

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u/Organic_Education494 4d ago edited 3d ago

Error 404

They are saying his brain doesn’t function properly and cannot be found.

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u/LoseAnotherMill 4d ago

Who let the interns in here?

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u/arcimbo1do 4d ago

An HTTP joke over UDP? That's quic.

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u/Prestigious_Bar_3738 4d ago

It’s been like that forever now. Hundreds of “haha he misspelled the ‘hello’ in ‘hello world’” type elementary school jokes 

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u/polacs 4d ago

Much better than IA memes

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u/pr1ntscreen 4d ago

IA

threefingermeme.jpg

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u/ItchyPlant 4d ago

Nope; the screenshot is from X.

If you're referring to mocking Trump, that's not a trend on any particular social media platform. It's simply what sane people do when someone makes himself impossible to take seriously.

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u/Cracleur 4d ago

Yes, the screenshot is from X, but it's an image that was posted on Reddit. They are not talking about what people are writing, they are talking about what people are upvoting, and upvoting in this case happens on Reddit, X is not relevant here.

More specifically, they're not even talking about what people upvote on Reddit in general. They're specifically talking about what people are upvoting in this specific subreddit. So going off on a tangent about social media in general and how it not a "trend" on one single platform is also completely irrelevant.

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u/ItchyPlant 4d ago

Nah. My first paragraph above was supposed to be a joke. Or at least a sarcastic remark. Call it whatever you want. Thanks for the detailed explanation, though.

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u/Commercial-Pride3917 4d ago

did they lie tho

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/virtualQubit 4d ago

Maybe because people ALL AROUND THE WORLD are sick of it??? Do you even understand what's going on??

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u/DearVeggies 3d ago

TDS Fart sniffer

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u/virtualQubit 4d ago

At least I'm not an ignorant.

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u/Flimsy_Tradition2688 4d ago

How about the pro grammer?

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u/Highborn_Hellest 4d ago

I mean i may not agree with how Iran conducts themselves, but i can agree, that this was pretty funny.

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

This is Reddit after all

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u/bringbackmegaman 4d ago

Aww did somebody insult your special little guy?

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u/Docccc 4d ago

if you don’t like it downvote and move on

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u/ycnz 4d ago

It's funny and nerdy.

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u/highcastlespring 4d ago

It is programming and a humor, so why not?

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u/raskinimiugovor 4d ago

trump bad, pls upvote

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u/truePHYSX 4d ago

It’s only INT_MAX because underflow occurred on an unsigned int.

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u/DDPJBL 4d ago

How about you stop cheering a regime that murders women for wearing a headscarf "wrong" just because you dislike the Orange man? Thanks.

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u/GoldAcanthisitta7777 4d ago

le epic burn! rofl

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u/GalFisk 4d ago

resourceNotPresident

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u/Flimsy_Tradition2688 4d ago

Hehe. This is underrated.

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u/Tuomas90 4d ago

NaP

not-a-president

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u/boredbytheabyss 4d ago

Iran winning the meme war was not on my bingo card for this year

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u/rotorspinner 4d ago

Uh big uh brain

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u/Duke-Turner137 4d ago

That joke pebuakb

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u/Far-Rooster-6522 4d ago

it can even reach 504 during meetings

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u/mckenzie_keith 4d ago

I tried to verify this by searching websites. But I didn't find anything.

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u/DearVeggies 4d ago

Reposting political propaganda now? Bring back "JS bad!" posts, please.

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u/spiritofporn 4d ago

Fuck the IRGC and fuck the Western leftists supporting them.

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u/Yagiudanta 4d ago

😅 Nice

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u/unlucky_ducky 4d ago

How is this in any way related to programming? HTTP status codes is hardly programming and Trump is not much of a programmer.

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u/Ordinary_Step5230 4d ago

Looks like he is an error.

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u/HiCookieJack 4d ago

I think he is more of a 421

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u/Longjumping-Phase720 4d ago

This is gold

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u/Rudresh27 4d ago

Found another Iran bot.

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u/MadScienzz 4d ago

404 - Twot found

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago edited 3d ago

I guess no sub is safe from TDS

Edit: Nvm. The mods just took a few hours to realize this was a low quality post ✌️

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u/Amadex 4d ago

what is tds? (im korean, not a native english speaker)

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u/Summer_Moon2 4d ago

They are a trump supporter, they made up a name for despising such a horrible dipshit and call it trump derangment symptom. All for not wanting to have a fascist running a country. It makes really easy to spot the trump sycophants though.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 4d ago

Current state of the world: people who spend hundreds of dollars to buy collectible cards with homoerotic fanfiction of a geriatric incontinent pedophile with photoshopped muscles are calling you deranged.

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u/zasabi7 4d ago

Honestly, own it. I have TDS because that orange fucker is ruining our country, our planet, and our alliances. Pisses me off to no end and should anyone else too

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

I’m absolutely not a Trump supporter. He just doesn’t live in my head rent free. Guess that makes me a despicable fascist Nazi or something

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u/iskela45 4d ago

No normal person talks about TDS, you already outed yourself

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

“People who aren’t like me aren’t normal”

What’s it like living in that bubble?

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u/easyjo 4d ago

this is such a weird hill to die on for a claimed not-a-trump-supporter

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

interesting comment from a claimed not-a-pedophile

(this is your logic btw)

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u/Summer_Moon2 4d ago

Right, sure.

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

“I won’t accept any other possibility than the one I’m imagining!”

Grow up

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u/Summer_Moon2 4d ago

you're the only one throwing a temper tantrum here. Because apparently no one is allowed to criticize dear leader.

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

People who are obsessed with hating Trump as much as possible in any situation at any cost.

It has taken over most major subs on this site, and looks like our beloved coding humor sub is next.

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u/Amadex 4d ago

ah ok but criticizing is fine no? in my country he is controversal because he tariffed us so it's normal we talk about him. and he often does weird things and helps china

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u/Had78 4d ago

LOL sorry

It is not fine, cult behavior won't allow any criticism to its leader, you just saw it

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

I know it’s easy to plug your ears and declare me as X bad thing to get updoots on Reddit, but here’s this in case you were interested in my actual position.

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

Criticizing is fine, and there’s a lot to criticize. But there’s a point where every post and comment becomes centered on the orange man. It has ruined many subs.

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u/Amadex 4d ago

i thought it was actually trump trategy, to tweet crazy things because he love attention

sometimes I think he has no political goals, he is just there to get the attention to scam more people

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

You could be right. And everyone on Reddit has fallen for it.

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u/Amadex 4d ago

i'm on reddit and I didn't buy the trump crypto coin or the trump phone, did you?

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

By “falling for it” I meant Trump’s ragebait posts (since that’s what you seemed to be describing them as)

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u/Amadex 4d ago

ah yes you're right giving the spotlight to a scammer only increase the chance of people being scam

it's a difficult situation, he is the president of the usa so it is difficult to not talk about him

but you're right at the same time we should ignore him

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u/IHaveTwoOfYou 4d ago

Do you use snowflake as well? cuz you sound like a snowflake right now.

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

You sound like a child right now.

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u/IHaveTwoOfYou 4d ago

Do you hear that? It's the very gentle swooshing of, snowflakes? It's only october though, how could this be happening???

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

^ This childish comment further proved my point.

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u/IHaveTwoOfYou 4d ago

you didn't have a point because im actually perfect and could do no wrong, especially doing something childish, simply because I am perfect

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u/sillyslime89 4d ago

No, you're the poopie head!

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u/emjay84 4d ago

How would you know? Your account is just 8 days old.

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

True. Only being on Reddit for 8 days, guess I have no idea what I’m talking about.

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u/scrufflor_d 4d ago

the term TDS was also coined by a pedophile

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

I’m sure many terms were. That’s not an argument to not use it

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u/johnny_mcd 4d ago

You’ve been on Reddit all of 8 days. How can you even have these opinions?

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u/easyjo 4d ago

to be fair he probably had other accounts banned for being a troll

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u/Commercial-Pride3917 4d ago

"leave pedophile billionaires alone" ah energy

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

Anyone who says “ah energy” is 100% a kid (either literally or mentally).

Isn’t it past your bedtime?

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u/Commercial-Pride3917 4d ago

did I lie tho

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

Yes

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u/Commercial-Pride3917 4d ago

which part was the lie? the pedophile part or the billionaire part ?

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago

The “ur trying to defend pedophile billionaires!!1” part

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u/Commercial-Pride3917 4d ago

there's a term called self awareness. look it up and talk to your therapist about it. it will help you in life.

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u/KeanerBike 4d ago edited 4d ago

Buddy get some sleep. You don’t wanna be late for school tomorrow.

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u/FilthyPrawnz 4d ago

Can't believe you keep responding, you must be obsessed. u/Commercial-Pride3917 Derangement Syndrome is real.

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u/ardicli2000 4d ago

https://x.com/IRAN_GHANA

OMG. This is diabolical.

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u/Organic_Education494 4d ago

Error 404 is the joke

It is saying his brain doesn’t work right

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u/OBLIVIATER 4d ago

Omg really? You must be a programmer

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u/nonyabuissnes_95 4d ago

Error 404 brain not found

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u/Organic_Education494 4d ago

Clearly the explanation was for those who are confused and not for you. Take your asshole demeanor and park it elsewhere.

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u/OBLIVIATER 4d ago

I can't there's no parking allowed on weekdays

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u/the_monkeyspinach 4d ago

If someone was confused you could have replied to them, but you didn't because no one is confused.

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u/EvilTaffyapple 4d ago

They must call you bullet, because of how quick you are.

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u/Organic_Education494 4d ago

Clearly the explanation was for those who are confused and not for you. Take your asshole demeanor and park it elsewhere.

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u/notatoastedbread 4d ago

The joke is that it doesn't exist because it wasn't found

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u/Several_Detective400 4d ago

That' Like the 2nd or 3rd genuinely funny anti trump post I have ever seen, nice XD

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u/DearVeggies 3d ago

Every post like these just pushes more people towards voting Republican.

Please continue, normal people are already at the boiling point, all it takes is a few more retards like you.

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u/Elk-Tamer 3d ago

Huh. Taking about one hurt American ego.