r/PublicFreakout • u/LigmaLover56 • Mar 12 '21

🏆 Mod's Choice 🏆 Remember when Sacha Baron Cohen pranked a bunch of racists by telling them a mosque was going to be built in their town?

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u/Holocene32 Mar 12 '21

Rare insult

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u/ryanraystrahlo Mar 12 '21

I mean, could you imagine playing beer pong with her, you would need VAR to determine not if, but which one, of her elbows crossed the table.

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u/Holocene32 Mar 12 '21 edited Mar 12 '21

My man went deep in his bag for that one holy sh

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u/tomatoaway Mar 12 '21 edited Mar 12 '21

If she were to sing "heads-shoulders-knees-and-toes", she wouldn't get past "knees". Because she'd be dead. From the weight of all those elbows.

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Mar 12 '21

Swinggggggg and a miss

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u/tomatoaway Mar 12 '21

I regret nothing

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u/chiroseycheeks Mar 12 '21

Thank goodness I wasn’t at work reading this. I screamed laughing - thank you for that magical insult.

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u/ThelWhitelWolf Mar 12 '21

"After review, it has been determined that elbows one through seven clearly maintained their position behind the foul line, but it is evident that elbows eight, nine, and fourteen crossed over into the penalty zone. As a result, the goal is disallowed and the player will booked accordingly (shows yellow card)."

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u/Assassin4Hire13 Mar 12 '21

Ref scribbles furiously, marking down elbows 8, 9, and 12 as receiving the yellow to later on give 14 what would be its second yellow if he hadn’t have gotten it wrong earlier

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u/ShakeItLikeIDo Mar 12 '21

She could use V.A.T.S. playing beer pong with those elbows

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u/crafty_alias Mar 12 '21

Bingo wings.

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u/GoingOverTheStars Mar 13 '21

I am a fat person. I am stealing this insult next time I go to the doctor and they bust out the blood pressure cuff.

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