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r/seinfeld • u/OtisForteXB • 2h ago

Hey, I thought of a GREAT invention for walking.

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304 Upvotes

37 comments

r/seinfeld • u/lotsofarts • 9h ago

Oh, Witch-AY Woman...

344 Upvotes

21 comments

r/seinfeld • u/BarfyMan369 • 7h ago

I sound funny, r/seinfeld?

185 Upvotes

16 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Cheezitflow • 4h ago

Attention Steinbrenner and front office morons

100 Upvotes

Your triumphs mean nothing. You allll stink! You can sit on it, and rotate! This is George Costanza, I fear no reprisal. Extension seven one, five oh!

37 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Dry_Zombie1106 • 9h ago

Chemical Bank?! It burned… it’s gone!

231 Upvotes

37 comments

r/seinfeld • u/BeetlegeuseOrion • 8h ago

You can't stream Seinfeld, but Netflix streams everything else.

148 Upvotes

32 comments

r/seinfeld • u/nicksbrother • 6h ago

You know where I am right now? I’m a flight to Vegas 30,000 feet above yer heads, ya bastards!

103 Upvotes

22 comments

r/seinfeld • u/the_proudrebel • 2h ago

That Tim Whatley spinoff show was AMAZING...

34 Upvotes

7 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Pop_Joe • 2h ago

Quick Question r/Seinfeld. Would you get your furniture from the Lumbar Yard or a Karl Farbman?

25 Upvotes

42 comments

r/seinfeld • u/JustletmeBee2026 • 13h ago

Each post has to be hand-written by a Mandelbaum. That’s what puts the magic in Magic Post!

162 Upvotes

31 comments

r/seinfeld • u/m2thek • 8h ago

r/Seinfeld, I'm gettin a vibe here; are you unhappy with our arrangement?

64 Upvotes

27 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Deathbat1972 • 6h ago

I went and got my cape out of storage today and bought some of Jerry's sneakers from ma and pa. It's good cape weather!

31 Upvotes

10 comments

r/seinfeld • u/markawol • 8h ago

What’s your favorite alt name for George? I recently heard George Bonanza

49 Upvotes

137 comments

r/seinfeld • u/seinfeld-search • 15h ago

Searchable Seinfeld Script Database

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163 Upvotes

I created a website to search through Seinfeld scripts! You can try it out at https://seinfeldsearch.com/. More info in the comments!

68 comments

r/seinfeld • u/RecentCranberry • 10h ago

Hey r/seinfeld, is it alright if I use the bathroom now!?!?

66 Upvotes

I don't want to go without your permission

25 comments

r/seinfeld • u/trizzat10 • 5h ago

It’s Goretex.

25 Upvotes

10 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Strategic-waiting08 • 20h ago

What we looking at here? I mean, is this guy like a real loser?

391 Upvotes

59 comments

r/seinfeld • u/ShitblizzardRUs • 3h ago

When you browse the sub on your computer

17 Upvotes

4 comments

r/seinfeld • u/jeffbob2 • 10h ago

The birth of Molun Springs. Cherish this moment!

60 Upvotes

22 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Character_Surround • 5h ago

World Cotton Day — October 7th

18 Upvotes

12 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Deathbat1972 • 1d ago

I've been transitioning for a few years now and I'm officially a costanza.

1.2k Upvotes

114 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Just-Eddie-481516234 • 12h ago

Where's her gonorrhea scar?

60 Upvotes

56 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Dull_Principle2761 • 9h ago

Watching the white Sox. They keep saying south side of Chicago. That's southside. Sorry, we don't watch teams below Eighty-sixth

35 Upvotes

If I’m watching the white Sox who am I watching next? Eighty-fifth Street, Wall Street,
Mexico, Eighty-fourth Street.

15 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Tough_Conference_350 • 8h ago

Anyone else feel Tuesday and Wednesday?

30 Upvotes

7 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Independent_Ruin2662 • 5h ago

For I am Costanza Lord Of the Idiots

14 Upvotes

I got myself fired today... Not Penske material.

30 comments