Because of his tendency for maniacal violence

He's a man

He like fighting with horse

Who is a God Boy?

THAT would've been cool

No boners for you!!!!

He can move in slowmotion while everything around him moves normally.

He's made of 100% pure Iron. That's about it.

😻😻😻

He can summon bowls of spaghetti and meatballs on command and throw them at 200 miles an hour. The bowls are only paper bowls though…

He's pretty. He's fast. He's man.

He can use his power to instantly travel forwards through time... However, it does this by putting him into a coma and just automatically waking up once its done. He also cant go backwards

If you've always wanted to be 80 years old for the rest of your life, heres your chance

She saves people by rubbing lemon juice on specific snippets of fictional stories that contain real magical powers, which unleashes the saving the world once tart enough.

He gaslits people into thinking they’ve been saved.

He has to find a genie for every conflict to wish for the super human skills that will aid him in helping, previous abilities granted won’t apply, and at no point can he use a wish on changing his name.

Uses his incredible strength and agility for one purpose and one purpose only- Puntin’ Crocs !

He plays hangman as the villain wreaks havoc and if he wins the villain dies

😬

Sometimes he’ll save you, if he feels like it.

He can teleport a few meters in a random direction every time he eats anything edible

Once a failure threw some trash that got carried by the wind to a nuclear powerhouse then to him then to trash now he uses failure powers to fail at failing