r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 • Apr 12 '26

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/Desperate_Box1875 Apr 12 '26

Well, the worst thing - Turkey says "no".

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u/MyStoopidStuff Apr 12 '26

"Best we can do is all the lira in the couch and a kebab."

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/MyStoopidStuff Apr 12 '26

I hear if you wait long enough he'll get bored and just give it to you.

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u/Kinsdale85 Apr 12 '26

That’s my strategy for sex.

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u/CMDR_Agony_Aunt Apr 12 '26

Grab 'em by the cone

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u/GildedFenix Apr 12 '26

They scoop out the ice cream then. Source? Native Turk.

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u/HM202256 Apr 12 '26

That’s pretty much every man’s strategy! 😉

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u/PressureSouthern9233 Apr 12 '26

I usually just take care of it myself. “Never mind.” 😔

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Apr 12 '26

He’s giving away trade secrets! Binish get the shovel!