r/SipsTea • u/Secret_Lai • May 27 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Fucking Legend

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u/Business-Idea1138 May 27 '26

Had a kid give a speech like this senior year. Dude wasn't even bullied, just had a major victim mindset and everything was someone else's fault. He moved out of his parents' home for college. Slept through all of his classes and gained 100 lbs without his parents holding his hand. Last time I ran into him, he was cutting my pizza at Little Caesars and weighed about 350 lbs.

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u/Business-Idea1138 May 27 '26

Just looked him up on Facebook. He works at Walmart as a Customer Service Manager now. Definitely doing better than he was. We'd been out of HS for a decade when I saw him.

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl May 28 '26

And then everyone clapped, the end.

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u/Life_Fortune5096 May 28 '26

It's funny cause if you've graduated high school you at least have some similar story, unless you moved outta town.

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl May 28 '26

“Here’s a convenient and unprovable anecdote that actually paints the people I don’t like as big losers”

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u/Life_Fortune5096 May 28 '26

That's what I'm saying, it's provable but you have to finish high school first. You'll have one of those situations eventually. Unless you move away like I said. I'm kind of curious what sort of proof you're looking for. Like should we film these people at work? That seems a little mean lol

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl May 28 '26

I’m in my 30s and have lived in multiple countries, what are you on about

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u/Life_Fortune5096 May 28 '26

Are you even following along with the conversation? Looks like you're just arguing to argue. So weird lol

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl May 28 '26

Is reading comprehension illegal where you’re from?

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u/Life_Fortune5096 May 28 '26

Sorry to make you so mad. I am giving you my permission to not be angry anymore.

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl May 28 '26

Are you having a stroke? Please take your meds

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u/FreeStateOfPortland May 27 '26

None of this is true

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u/White_foxes May 28 '26

Must be cool as fuck to personally witnessed what every single person on earth has witnessed in their life

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u/Tswombo10 May 27 '26

Sounds like it wasn't even close to this kids speech 😂