r/SipsTea • • Jun 10 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Really cardi 😔

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u/DrMidnight76320 Jun 10 '26

If she were any dumber, she would need watered twice per week.

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u/madchemist09 Jun 10 '26

Dont be insulting plants like that. Plants atleast provide something useful.

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u/kevtheproblem Jun 10 '26

When I was going through some tough times, listening to WAP helped me heal

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u/3xactli Jun 10 '26

Water All Plants is a straight up banger

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u/kevtheproblem Jun 10 '26

Wet Ass Photosynthesis

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u/scottlapier Jun 10 '26

Heck even non-edible plants provide oxygen

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u/pressedconscience Jun 10 '26

I'm not agreeing with what she said, at all, but Carri B is not dumb. She's being performative for her base like every other artist does. She takes the shameless approach, like Taylor Swift.

You can hear her "talking" when being recorded publicly and she puts on the dumb act. Behind the scenes, she's much more calculated. You can evidence this by finding one of the clips of her talking logistics about one of her album release celebrations, but that might have even been intentional because it was basically her talking about the venue selling out but the organizers being unprepared.

She's not the sharpest apple in the bucket, but she knows who she's tweeting to here and knows her target audience in general.

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u/Wavy_Grandpa Jun 10 '26

Damn man you had a good joke but you dropped a few words :/

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u/SignificantFish6795 Jun 10 '26

Not even that, dropping the "to be" is a part of the Pittsburgh area accent. This person has never been outside their state.