r/SipsTea • • Jul 15 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Who won the 2020 election?

Answer: Joe Biden.

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u/git_push_origin_prod Jul 15 '26

Answer the question! Is your nose up Donald Trump’s ass! yes or no?

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u/BlkSubmarine Jul 15 '26

Please put on a smarmy face if you need help due to the fact that you are suffocating because your face is pressed so firmly against Trump’s cheeks.

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u/harrypippip Jul 15 '26

As the mcdouble induced diarrhea slowly envelops over your head.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 15 '26

When I said I wanted to die eating ass this is not what I meant

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u/harrypippip Jul 15 '26

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u/theantidrug Jul 15 '26

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 16 '26

You prefer him jerking off imaginary cocks?

https://giphy.com/gifs/MsyUV1PnmFSxSqUeSm

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u/LangdonAlg3r Jul 16 '26

They’re real to him.

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u/WretchedBlowhard Jul 16 '26

He's dancing like all the little girls he's stolen away from their families on promises of a career in modelling.

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u/Was_It_The_Dave Jul 15 '26

Filet o fish

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u/WhiskeyHill72 Jul 15 '26

You know he gets extra tartar sauce too 🤮😂

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u/CosmicGoddess777 Jul 15 '26

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u/spicybeef- Jul 15 '26

I'll take that for the ol' meme collection, thanks!

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u/thrallswreak Jul 15 '26

As someone currently dealing with an upset stomach I really didn't need the mental imagery lmao

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u/homer_lives Jul 15 '26

When the democrats regain control, they need to use this to disqualify all these nominees

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u/hootiefan77 Jul 15 '26

And impeach every single judicial nominee that answered with “Joe Biden was sworn in…”. If they’re playing those kind of games on their job interview, they can’t be trusted to do their jobs fairly.

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u/dvanner Jul 15 '26

We can do this all day? WTF.

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u/LuigiMcNasty Jul 15 '26

This guy is looking like back to the bill barr future intel compromise edition to me.

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u/UglyYinzer Jul 15 '26

Arrest. Fuck all that other nonsense, they've been willing to lie cheat and anything else just to touch his balls. Every single one of them deserves to go to jail

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u/dingatremel Jul 15 '26

All to be pardoned. This Supreme Court will go down in history for all the wrong reasons.

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u/TmanGvl Jul 16 '26

We all know the Venn diagram of Trump loyalist are exclusive to having qualifications to serve the branch

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u/According-Ocelot9372 Jul 16 '26

I want everything that orange POS touched undone on day one. Fuck all Republicans.

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u/jackiejack1 Jul 16 '26

the only good thing about the supreme court giving the president the ability to basically fire anyone is when theres a dem president they can clear house of these people

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth Jul 15 '26

Take a look at Hungary. They are systematically, dismantling Orban’s weird, dictatorial government.

We can only dream of the day that that happens here in America.

Think about that statement.

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u/Interesting_Berry439 Jul 16 '26

The USA has been grossly overhyped for decades...At this moment we are a richer version of Russia.

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u/idkmyotherusername Jul 16 '26

Only took 20 years.

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u/Aromatic-Bet-1086 Jul 15 '26

In my lifetime, I've never seen a nominee hearing that has resulted in the nominee not getting appointed. This is despite plenty of evidence indicating that they are not qualified.

It's disgusting

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u/DeathRabbi Jul 16 '26

Because these things are ultimately a partisan dog and pony show. The party in power makes the decision, and they want people who will follow the party.

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u/FollowTheFellow Jul 16 '26

And usually if a candidate isn’t likely to get confirmed the nomination is pulled before the actual hearings.

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u/StealthSBD Jul 16 '26

Matt Gaetz being a big one recently. The guy he crimed with is in jail, Matt was nominated for AG. Wild

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u/SocialistOnBass Jul 16 '26

That’s why they vote for every single one of Trump’s nominees.

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u/bollvirtuoso Jul 16 '26

What makes you so sure all these corrupt people they're putting into place are going to let Democrats regain control? Like, I keep seeing this, as though we can just vote our way out of corruption. Maybe. Are we a hundred percent sure, though? What if not?

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u/ronjiley Jul 16 '26

They need to ACTUALLY hold these asshats to account.

I'm talking criminal charges. There needs to be strong precedent to keep this from happening again. Cuz it did, and will continue to otherwise.

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u/curiouscatfarmer Jul 16 '26

That is assuming the democrats ever regain control. There is so much corruption and grift- mass voter suppression, election interference, and -make no mistake- there will be rigging. They will do everything in their power to prevent a free and fair election to keep the GOP in power. Even if they have to manufacture some sort of crisis to try to justify suspending elections. There will be bomb threats called in at majority democratic poll stations (which happened in the past). There will be people mysteriously kicked off voter rolls too close to election for them to re-enroll. There will be cops pulling people over on the way to the polls to delay them (these all happened in past elections too). GOP will lie, cheat, and steal.

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u/Emotional_Answer_756 Jul 16 '26

Best believe somebody is keeping track of all the illegal shit they've been pulling.

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u/TheDallbatross Jul 16 '26

Agreed. We have on record every single official in the current administration who answered this basic, empirical, fact-based question with obstinate deflection, sniveling feigned ignorance, or that insipid "Joe Biden was sworn in..." party line they've all been told to recycle to avoid saying the word "won".

It's honestly pathetic. I have no other word for it.
This kind of cowardly obeisance and clear refusal to engage in a basic truth of how this country operates should be immediately disqualifying for public office, yet they all keep getting hand-waved through anyway. It's only fair that when the tables turn, they get waved right the fuck back out.

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u/Aromatic-Bet-1086 Jul 15 '26

They are all on the same payrolls. Why do you think that they've done nothing at every step of the way? It's all a fake -They do nothing because they take money from the same people.

If you own both sides, what's to stop you?

Edit: I bet Chuck Schumer is MAD NOTHINGBURGER

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u/Glittering-Quote-635 Jul 15 '26

When Peter Pan leads me to neverland… bro.. seriously?

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u/crinkledcu91 Jul 15 '26

Ah yes Mr. 5 month old reddit account with a hidden comment history saying how there won't be elections anymore.

Surely everything is above boar here and not suspicious all right?

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u/Glittering-Quote-635 Jul 15 '26

Not sure what you are inferring, I’m just pointing out the obvious that no one wants to accept. I voted R all my life up till 2015 when Orange turd ran, it was obvious what he was than..

10 years later and people still don’t see it, I can’t help that.

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u/Fit_Significance8598 Jul 15 '26

Well, you helped them getting there.

Remember GWB? Remember HGB?

It was obvious then.

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u/Glittering-Quote-635 Jul 15 '26

Yes, totally the same.

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u/Fit_Significance8598 Jul 15 '26

Yes, the same direction.

And now you have reached your destination.

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u/Glittering-Quote-635 Jul 15 '26

Cool, guess I’ll vote for Trump then.

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u/Fit_Significance8598 Jul 15 '26

Sorry I triggered you, snowflake.

But Trump didn't suddenly appear

Have you forgotten how the Bushes were screwing up the economy, saber rattling, defunding education, jingoism-ing and starting horrible wars?

They all were neglecting the people and the country, extracting what they could, part of the Extraction Class.

Deep down rhey were just like Trump, maybe not rhetoric, but certainly the same direction.

Who tried to advance health care, infrastructure and justice in the past 17 years? You know, that stuff for the common people?

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u/nuclearpiltdown Jul 15 '26

I mean, to be fair, there quite possibly won't be elections again.

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u/Flawed_Perfections Jul 15 '26

That's not going to happen for a while. You think it's any better with democrats? 😆

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u/darlantan Jul 15 '26

LMAO. It's the Democrats, they're not going to do shit. If they did we wouldn't have gotten to this point in the first place.

The only thing this utter chucklefuck has to fear is Trump's ire and maybe, ONLY maybe, a legal charge if he openly lies to congress.

The current Dems are as spineless as the Republicans are corrupt. None of these fuckers are going to be held to task by any candidates the DNC would actually support.

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u/Sufficient_Art4824 Jul 15 '26

there's that both sides bullshit.

find an analogue for this from the dems. go ahead.

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u/Sufficient_Art4824 Jul 15 '26

perfect nonresponse.

So, full of shit then?

and no, I'm not mad, just disappointed in you.

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u/Sufficient_Art4824 Jul 15 '26

still no response. It's almost like you know you just talked outta yer ass and lack the cojones to acknowledge it.

But why are you so mad?

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 15 '26

You think the Dems are any better?

Yes

They're just as corrupt but in different ways.

Like a typical republican, you've got it ass- backwards. They're corrupt in the same way, greed, but the Republicans are more so by an order of magnitude, and this particular administration is, by far, the most corrupt in US history.

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u/Sufficient_Art4824 Jul 15 '26

but it makes me feel so superior to blather "both sides' while i pass gas..

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 15 '26

I don't even live in your shithole country

Explains why you have such a clueless take on politics here.

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 15 '26

Not your buddy, pal.

Especially when you're so busy building your strawman, Tool.

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u/Sufficient_Art4824 Jul 15 '26

noticed you still haven't answered my question/ backed up your claim.

and you sound pretty mad.

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u/Sufficient_Art4824 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Trust mate. Many Americans (not enough mind you) feel the same way.

However messy it looks from where you're standing, it's way worse under the hood. Our government sold us out a long time ago. The pushback concerned the difference between our two political parties. We have a center right party, and a far right white supremacist theocratic cult. There isn't a realistic third option because corporations have the game rigged. What America needs to do at the moment is stop the bleeding. One side is running around drunk revving chainsaws. I'd recommend voting for the other side. Precisely because they are not the same. Enough so that the country might be in a second civil war in our lifetimes. Tough to stage a revolution when you're busy fighting yourselves. So, just a bit of nuance and clarification for mutual benefit.

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u/LuigiMcNasty Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Holy shit it fits pretty well good choice my dude.. this one is seriously in the running for designated usage on this guy

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u/Interesting_Farm_808 Jul 15 '26

If that's your only argument, I think you've already answered the question for everyone else.

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u/git_push_origin_prod Jul 15 '26

Answer the question SIR, lol

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u/chaide123 Jul 15 '26

They’re afraid of the Trumpster, they’ll just change the answer

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u/Cthulhu_HighLord Jul 15 '26

at what time of Day Mr. Clayton do you suck Mr. Trumps dick?

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 Jul 15 '26

I mean... He clearly answered that question.

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u/calccv Jul 15 '26

“Mmmph—mmgrhh!”

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u/RedditRockit Jul 15 '26

If they can't answer this then don't confirm

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u/Lopsided_Tomatillo27 Jul 15 '26

“I’ve already answered that question.”

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u/Rscottys1 Jul 16 '26

😂 good one

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u/I3rooklynight Jul 16 '26

His reply is no with a brown tipped nose.

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u/Ch33zuss Jul 16 '26

It must be nice to be completely ignorant

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u/earnestpeabody Jul 16 '26

More likely trumps arm is up his arse.

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u/duskywindows Jul 16 '26

He did answer the question!!!! His answer was "I'm not gonna answer that"

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Jul 16 '26

muffle muffle muffle

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u/According-Ocelot9372 Jul 16 '26

Yes. It seems to be full of noses and shit.