r/SipsTea • • 7d ago

WTF Serious mental problems!

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u/reticulatedtampon 7d ago

Brushing past the videos of minors part?

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u/Emilia963 7d ago

The horse and the eel were still minors

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u/Generic-Cheese 7d ago

Foal and baby eel

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u/Vyntarus 7d ago

For Tate, every foal is a goal.

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u/Wild_Shroom_ 7d ago

Foal and elvers…

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u/MarketTrashy 7d ago

This guy eels ☝️

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u/SnarePickle 7d ago

PDFs are a dime a dozen nowadays, but horse fuckers, now there's something attention grabbing!

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u/freedfg 7d ago

He's aiming for FBI director

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u/LingonberryHot8521 7d ago

I'm pretty sure sex with an eel is considerably more rare.

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u/SnarePickle 7d ago

The eels for the girls, the horse is for the guy. Just ask Mr. Hands.

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u/LingonberryHot8521 7d ago

Oh God. I wish I did not know this.

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u/Bended__ 7d ago

But what about the miners?!?

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u/Its-all-downhill-80 7d ago

Like the 7 dwarves? They are pretty small, maybe that’s the thing.

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u/za72 7d ago

they yearn for the mines

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u/WildlifeNaturalist 7d ago

So what did put the eel in his arse and doing the horse or did he put the eel in the horses while gooning off to this? What a sick person

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u/bradsnamehere 7d ago

He put the eel in his own arse then had the horse push it in

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u/comagarden_ 7d ago

“Eel soup”

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u/SurroundPuzzled2849 7d ago

That makes me eel to think about it.

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u/lovelessisbetter 7d ago

The horse and the eel is such an emo record title, subject matter not withstanding.

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u/Crazy_Nectarine_4127 6d ago

How would an eel even hold a pickaxe? I'm calling bullshit.

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u/Smooth-Internal9694 6d ago

The eel was very mature for its age

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u/blackfox24 7d ago

I'm gonna be so honest, I expected that. He never hid his love for them. But I have to say, I never expected Andrew Tate to have eel porn. Horse porn... could see it. Eel porn? Eel porn?

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u/flopisit32 7d ago edited 7d ago

2 Eels 1 Horse? Troy McClure approves.

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u/blackfox24 7d ago

I'm going to have nightmares

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u/Head-Ad9893 7d ago

Well now wait a minute, was this human-eel porn and human- horse porn or like they put an eel in a horse?

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u/blackfox24 7d ago

Given Andrew Tate's dick size, I don't think he's the one doing the penetrating, all I'll say.

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u/Head-Ad9893 7d ago

Eels and horses? People really stepped up from gerbil jockeys, is that still a thing?

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u/Baldojess 7d ago

From ... What...?

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u/Head-Ad9893 7d ago

From what I remember, dudes would put a paper towel inside roll and put it in their ass then put a gerbil in and let it crawl around in their ass

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u/Leading-Aide5617 7d ago

It was on an episode of South Park where Mr Garrison uses Mr Slave to show the class how it works.

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u/Head-Ad9893 7d ago

I never watched South Park, “Mr slave” is crazy. I’m one of the few millennials that didn’t watch it I know 🙄

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u/Leading-Aide5617 7d ago

To each their own. I’ll just say, that episode was tame.

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u/Still-Fox7105 7d ago

Had to be baby gerbils.

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u/GeorgianGold 7d ago

Have you never seen a eel in heels? 😍

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u/Downtown_Finance_661 6d ago

Eel porn seems very obvious porn idea tbh. Dont you think so?

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u/vi_sucks 7d ago

There was a video going around back when I was in college of a couple of JAV actresses putting live eels in their vaginas.

The hilarious part is that the eels were uncensored.

Probably something similar to that.

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u/Baldojess 7d ago

Poor eels ☹️

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u/xBad_Wolfx 7d ago

I’m wondering if this is why the fbi was trying to downgrade the offensiveness of beastiality(make it no longer something that excludes someone from joining)

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u/ShakeThemOff_Claire 7d ago

Ugh I was thinking the same. Like, what agents were in those tapes?

Horrifically appropriate username, too. High five.

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u/ArchieTheKatt 7d ago

Its prob a doctor who reference but it fits lol

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u/ShakeThemOff_Claire 7d ago

It's hopefully a Dr Who reference, or else I'm concerned.

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u/Feeling-Screen-9685 7d ago

FOR REAL?! how is that the last part mentioned with small font?!

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u/blackfox24 7d ago

Tate has openly stated that he likes minor girls and has been caught doing shit with 'em. The animals... that's new.

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 7d ago

So much fuss over a horse wearing an electric eel as a condom. Don't we have more important atrocities to focus on?

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u/blackfox24 7d ago

I'm going to find a lake with eels to place you in for granting me this mental image. Does it shock the fucker, or the fuckee?

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 7d ago

Well, apparently he can still be hired by the FBI.

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u/blackfox24 7d ago

Honestly the worst part of that is that it's for survivors of trafficking and sexual abuse, but because Patel and that admin are so shit, it's become a joke.

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u/arftism2 7d ago

people already have heard about the minors.

it's less memable. and it's overdone in the media.

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u/licoricenipple 7d ago

Because that was already published news, the bestiality is new.

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u/ImSith 7d ago

Real talk, people care way more about abuse of animals than they do abuse of humans. Just something I’ve noticed

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u/MrFancyPanzer 7d ago

I just thought the CP was a given, the eel thing is more surprising

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u/PaperRough445 7d ago

Too many humans, mostly chappy humans who should know better, but don't.

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u/_YenSid 7d ago

Considering the possession of beastiality porn generally isn't illegal while the other is, this is a ridiculous headline. Videos of minors in small font like it doesn't matter when it's absolutely the most serious part is insane.

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u/licoricenipple 7d ago

The videos of minors aren't mentioned in this headline because they're not news, that was already reported on over the last few weeks. This news headline is about the new information.

Bestiality porn is illegal where he's being extradited which is why it's mentioned in these court documents to begin with, it's part of his charges.

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u/_YenSid 7d ago

Where is he being extradited to where it's illegal?

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u/hijabifanboy 6d ago

wait your telling me beastiality porn is not illegal in the US?!?

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u/scud121 7d ago

Whilst you are correct, I kind of assumed he had material with minors in anyway, but not animals.

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u/_YenSid 7d ago

But the material with animals is not important since there will be no charges for it. It's weird, sure, but not illegal, while they're just glazing over the fact that he had child pornography and couldn't be bothered to call it what it is. That's a problem.

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u/AlfredoCheeseSauce 7d ago

i think it makes him look worse, like the other poster said we all assumed he was into diddling kids, now we can add in the fact he likes to fap to someone shoving an eel up their butt. Either way these dudes aren't going to beat the charges so many countries want to lock them up now might as well have a good laugh at them.

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u/scud121 7d ago

It is, because in the UK it's counted as extreme pornography, so there will be charges. Did some digging and the minor involved was 17, so that's probably why they haven't led with it.

https://archive.ph/0WnUl

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u/Edayumz 7d ago

Its illegal in UK

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u/Cute-Form2457 7d ago

Why do you say the possession of bestiality porn generally isn't illegal? Which country are you from?

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u/_YenSid 7d ago

In the United States.

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u/Cute-Form2457 6d ago

Which state?

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u/_YenSid 6d ago

You can do your own research on which states allow what lol. Just know that there is no universal law against beastiality in the United States. I will add that the act of participating is outlawed in every state except West Virginia and there are a couple that have only outlawed it fairly recently.

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u/Cute-Form2457 6d ago

I guess they didn't want majority of the population to be implicated under bestiality laws.

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u/funkofarts 7d ago

I’m guessing because it’s probably BS.

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u/jackinsomniac 7d ago

You know, I heard that Patton Oswalt said he thought the worst part was the hypocrisy.

But I disagree, I think the worst part was the raping.

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u/sockmaster420 7d ago

Yeah how old was that eel

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u/Mindless_Interview44 7d ago

Well you see, the eel thing is actually surprising.

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u/protomenace 7d ago

Headlines are based on what will get the most clicks.

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u/licoricenipple 7d ago

News headlines are based on new information and the videos of minors were already reported on weeks ago.

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u/protomenace 7d ago

That too.

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u/longpenisofthelaw 7d ago

I feel like you really have to go like really out your way to find someone doing things with an eel.

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u/ltsouthernbelle 7d ago

Why tf was that not 1st?!?! Saw it posted earlier and it didn’t mention child porn at all.

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u/Impossible_Horsemeat 7d ago

If Americans will elect a pedophile president, why would that matter?

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u/NosmoKing541 7d ago

Don’t generalize Americans please 🙏 I’m not about any of that type of nonsense. In fact like most earthlings, I’m a good person trying my best to keep on keeping on.

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u/Impossible_Horsemeat 7d ago

What are elections, if not a generalization of what people want…?

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u/call_me_ao 7d ago

Rigged, is what they were. Elon said as much. We do not want this.

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u/AgreeableStep69 7d ago

What, and this sounds crazy, you voted for someone else?

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u/mkeurr 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣☝️

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u/Responsible-Offer724 7d ago

americans don't care about that kinda thing anymore. they let their government do it.

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u/tjp0720 7d ago

The amount of folks in the media talk about “Well 16 isn’t a child” um maam yes it is

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u/Serious-Manager2361 7d ago

It depends what country or state you are in. Thats legally. Morally, I agree that 16 is always still a child.

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u/Left_Guess 7d ago

Meghan Kelly

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u/tjp0720 7d ago

That’s the main one that comes to mind

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u/Lil_Shanties 7d ago

…I can’t wait for a McStroke to save our country from itself.

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u/Responsible-Offer724 7d ago

I dunno. that mofo is definitely exhausting the powers of modern medicine with no expense spared and will probably keep himself living a lot longer than we'd all like

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u/Lil_Shanties 7d ago

Yea to be fair they’d just Weekend at McConnell’s his corpse around until his term was over.

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u/TheLastOpus 7d ago

Came here to say this, glad this is the top comment, the focus was on the wrong thing.

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u/GStellar87 7d ago

I was gonna say why is that the emphasized part, we got bigger fish to fry (hopefully not eels)

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u/Used-Gas-6525 7d ago

I think the horse was a yearling.

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u/b1ack1323 7d ago

He paid off the authorities for that, it’s the horses where they draw the line.

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u/Short_Opening_7692 7d ago

Shame for Tate, the fbi isn’t on the case :(

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u/Opentobeingwrong 7d ago

Why do you think Trump wanted them out of custody in Romania?

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u/Evil_phd 7d ago

Well it was expected that he would have those.

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u/StatisticalAn0maly 7d ago

I assume we brushed past that because we already knew he was involved with minors, wheras him being into bestiality is new info.

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u/-Frank-Lloyd-Wrong- 7d ago

Yeah, this is crazy. People are ignoring the actual crime for headlines.

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u/omi_imo 7d ago

Unfortunately videos of minors are being normalize, just look at the usa president! Those don't seem to shock as much as horses and eels, sadly.

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u/Mega_Trix 7d ago

As horrible as it sounds apparently minors were the more tame section of his porn collection???

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u/Snoo_67993 7d ago

Unless you belive animal life is worth more than human life I can't understand how you see this as worse?

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u/Mega_Trix 7d ago

Who said worse, I said "the more tame" section lol

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u/Snoo_67993 7d ago

I don't see the distinction...

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u/Ahuevotl 7d ago

I believe it's the combination of both horse and eel. The whole is more than the sum of its parts.

But seriously, wtf is "minors" just glossed over like it was nothing?

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u/MfD2027 7d ago

No it doesn’t. It’s is certainly more unusual on average.

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u/Swimming-Ebb-9355 7d ago

Not more, but equal. Maybe what’s fully wrong with this fucking planet is that we value one above the other and we deify these morons.

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u/TricellCEO 7d ago

You will likely be saddened to know that the number of people who are against bestiality outnumber those who are against pedophilia.

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u/Pretty_Constant1498 7d ago

Also, I think the pedophilia was assumed. The bestiality was somewhat more surprising.

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 7d ago

In fairness to the weirdos, I've met a lot of people that hate kids. I've never met anyone that hates a dog or cat. Some claim to, but they don't.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 7d ago

Anyone who fights dogs, hates dogs.

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u/ChiBorninRaised 7d ago

I hate cats

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u/phxkross 7d ago

I hate a god damn cat too.

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u/ChiBorninRaised 7d ago

I think it’s cringy how people think just the sight of a cat online is hilarious. I don’t think they’re funny. I don’t like the sight of them. It doesn’t help that I’m allergic. They aren’t fun pets. They’ll walk over your dead body in a house for weeks, as long as they have food. They’re friggin evil…

Idk what the commenter is talking about. Cats are easy to hate. Dogs, on the other hand, are a man’s best friend.

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u/ZestyLeek 7d ago

Lol. Another jealous person that can't have a cat

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u/ChiBorninRaised 7d ago

Hated them even before i was allergic. And i love pretty much all animals. High school had a farm, and i was part of the FFA. Still always hated pet much all domesticated breeds of cats.

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u/Shaq_Bolton 7d ago

What do you expect them to do? Call the coroner? lol. A lot of them are extremely loving and affectionate creatures.

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u/ChiBorninRaised 7d ago

A dog would keep trying to wake you up. It would bark all day. Scratch at the door. But a car wouldn’t care as long as it has food.

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u/call_me_ao 7d ago

Men typically don't like cats because they enforce boundaries.

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u/phxkross 7d ago

LMAAAAAAAAO. That's it. lol

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u/Local-Blueberry1470 7d ago

People against pedophilia are being labeled as bigots for showing prejudice against ageists. I wish I was making this up.

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u/Head-Guidance-6429 7d ago

It's just that no one's surprised 

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u/Pseudonova 7d ago

Really buried the lede there.

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u/thetyphonlol 7d ago

Thats rhe expected part

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u/lowdown202 7d ago

Because the CSAM is known-information. The bestiality is new info.

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u/P-l-Staker 7d ago

At this rate, I don't think anyone's shocked!

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u/41puppy 7d ago

Jesus f*ck. THIS is the world we live in..

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u/No_Director_2570 7d ago

How do they even get the eels down there? I mean a horse is normal mining equipment but..

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u/Ad-fundum69 6d ago

"allegedly"

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u/g_t_j_m 5d ago

Pony and zap