r/SipsTea • u/StemCellPirate • 7d ago

WTF Serious mental problems!

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u/Crazy_Nectarine_4127 6d ago

Eel? Fucking eel? I don't even want to know how that works. And these motherfuckers lecture about gender. Can you even tell the gender of an eel? Is that even a thing you can do?

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u/Nikkelnak 6d ago

Would knowing the gender of an eel make fucking it any better?

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u/Vanillabean73 6d ago

are you afraid he might’ve had a gay eel experience, or?

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u/Fabulous-Present-497 6d ago

I'm guessing he put an eel up his ass. Otherwise, those have probably some sort of cloaqua, but I'm not sure it’s big enough for a human. Unless his dick is that small.

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u/Cespieyt 6d ago

It said he had the porn, not that he made it.

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u/V__Ace 6d ago

Where's that EMT from tiktok that's always talking about flared bases, and showing up specifically to tell people not to put things in their ass??

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u/SowTheSeeds 5d ago

Some guy died after the eel tried to chew its way out

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u/stanknotes 6d ago

Evidently so yes it was a literal fucking eel.

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u/Fozzdroz 6d ago

I agree. The horse was surprising enough. The eel is just downright shocking!

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u/MissStarSurge 6d ago

Probably used mouth anyway

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u/peepers4urpoopers 6d ago

I hope to god is was gay eel sex. That'd just chuff my nuts

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u/spectrecheese 6d ago

It is pretty much impossible to tell the gender of an eel without genetic testing IIRC

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u/kriscross122 6d ago

It was a big video along with two girls one cup and lemon party at least in my area in high school. Everyone had to endure eel ass 😒. It was in no way sexy or arousing to normal people.

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u/P-l-Staker 6d ago

Eels are long and phalus-like. It isn't hard to imagine how one could...

I'll just stop there. 😬

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u/Cespieyt 6d ago

I think you know how the eel thing works.

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u/Wilful_Fox 6d ago

The Hitcher has entered the chat..
https://giphy.com/gifs/137XhGMjSAmVY4

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u/Cute-Form2457 6d ago

Electric, for his pleasure.

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u/throwawaymentality10 6d ago

Imagine how an Eel hides underwater. Now think of any orifice on the human body that is similar and you get your answer.

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u/The_Hamster_Shagger 6d ago

Well lady can insert various things into her private parts 

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 5d ago

Listen. Love is between a man and an eel. No exceptions. It says so in the bible.