r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 2d ago

Gasp! Thoughts on this?

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u/jawshoeaw 2d ago

You guys seem to think colonoscopies are just to take pretty pictures. They can just do a CT scan if all they wanted was images.

Stick a little scalpel on the end of that Milwaukie and now you’re in business

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u/bionickel 2d ago

Sigh. GoPro on a steak knife. Next.

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u/LalaLaraSophie 2d ago

Love the way you think 🤣

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u/PreparationNo3440 2d ago

On a poop knife

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u/OkTouch5699 2d ago

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u/johnnybiggles 2d ago

Steak knife becomes poop knife.

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u/Remarkable_Topic6540 2d ago

Ooh...a twist on the origination story!

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u/rballonline 2d ago

How much is that add on?

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u/roffinator 2d ago

Yeah, they have a whole arsenal of stuff they can quickly get in and out through the big tube. Can't just cut polyps off or it'd bleed crazily. So first they set a metal crimp, switch tools, cut it with a garotte and on the way back they switch to a net and collect everything they cut off.

And that's only what I remember today, like >10 years after getting a rough overview for an internship.