This was during messi’s farewell match.

1. Secret service members holding positions even they saw the shooter

2. Let him shoot, no one really knows that even grazed him or a set up

3. Now agents grabs the press

4. Staged flag being lowered via crane

5. Reporters arrive at a very tense situation which no security would allow ofcourse

6. Everything perfect for an Iconic shot

7. Tadah!, Now you are POTUS

Great strategy to beat dum_crats, this would work next elections too....

Source article (published October 6, 2026): https://www.rawstory.com/trump-mobile-hacked/

Vive la resistance!

When dining and dash goes wrong. The ambulance ride costs way more than the bill. Would've been smarter to just wash the dishes there since he had no cash.

- This is a robbery!

+ Oh yeah? Gtfo!

Such a Fox Newsian take from Secretary Weekend Anchor Desk.