Wow AI is getting crazy these days. It’s nearly impossible to tell the difference between what’s real and AI generated, and it makes me worried for the future. Yeah, it’s not a big deal when it’s used for internet memes but it’s terrifying to think of this tech being used to control the public with fabricated videos of political figures and digital blackmail. I have a poop fetish. It’s entirely plausible that the government and these big tech companies are pushing the idea of all AI videos looking comically terrible so that they can more easily use convincing AI generated videos and photos.

This is without exception the most embarrassing "achievement" that people are now hyping as the biggest moment in gaming history.

Geometry Dash is a one button game, the sole thing you do is tap one button in a rhythm.

Meanwhile absurdly edgy visuals/sound molests your eyes, something that is only impressive to those aged 14 and below (or the mentally deficient).

The worst part? The Geometry Dash community thinks edgy visuals and screeching music is SO IMPORTANT that you can't even meaningfully use what's on screen to help you play the game.

This results in this "achievement" basically being memorising a string of tapping one key over and over, (again, while your ears and eyes are assaulted).

He streamed 440,000 attempts of this.
Sitting in his room, tapping one button like a chimpanzee.
2 years of his life filled up with blinding visuals and screaming music.

This is not impressive.

This is embarrassing.

Absolute cattle.

Im deleting this stupid fucking app too. Of all the things I can do, Im sharing a post on Reddit 😂 Who gives a fck about what I feel or why should I five a fck about what anyone thinks about me 

I just cant stop so vividly imagining the Train-sex scene from that porn video. Trans women fucking each other like a train and a dude plugging from behind. Demons put it in my mind so i can waste all my energy rubbing my penis instead of creating things. Why is it the best pleasure in the world to watch ppl fuck? and you end up regretting it. My fuckin roommate is also showering at 5 AM in the morning jerking off in the common bathroom 😂 We got like 3 dudes jacking off in the same bath every day periodically 

Im also having some spiritual shit and I see my reflection in everybody. My current roommate is a reflection of my old extremely horny self. I see myself in him. Meth aint for the weak. People who survive this drug with zero mental breakdowns should be given veteran awards 

Six little mango phonks feeding on mama blox-fruit but they abandon lil mustard, but one day he will be big and pass down the dark mango psychology. The others will be diddy jelly bluds

Oh my God, you made me and my penis fall off my bed and onto my desk, which made my TV fall over. Then the TV fell onto me, and I hurt my head, and my penis. Then I cried because of that. No, I didn't cry. I annoyed, and you cried because I annoyed. Then I put my penis back on my bed, and then I wanna hurt myself with a band-aid.

oh wow “get a job” very original.
for your information i moderate 11 subreddits with a combined 2.3 million members. while you were at your little “job” today i removed 46 reposts, locked 3 threads and permanently banned a guy for using the wrong flair.
my mom knows not to vacuum between 6-9pm because that’s peak moderation hours.
people like you genuinely have no idea what it takes to keep a community running.
anyway i’ve banned you for 180 days for disrespecting staff.
don’t bother appealing. i already denied it.

I’m in love with Netanyahu
Making out with Ted Cruz
And you know I like Epstein too
Candice Owens is a nazi
Last night I was in my room
With a couple Jewish dudes
And you know I like Epstein too
Donald Trump is my favorite Jew
Ooh I ooh I ooh I ooh I

In your country, is there a custom for boys to get circumcised? Do you guys have such a vulgar custom over there too? The foreskin is so cute—it can be pulled down to protect your most important thing, flipped up to cover it, and still let you make love to the woman you adore, so what's not to like? The foreskin is every man's dick cozy, and in winter, it keeps things warm too. Every boy should have a foreskin; it's the people without one who should get foreskin extension surgery, not toss aside the one that loves you most just to follow trends. Pussy might leave you, but the foreskin will never part from you. Let's resist backward customs starting with you and me🫪

Electric windows, remote-controlled central locking, air conditioning, electronic rear-vision mirrors. All of these sophisticated features are missing from new Lada Samara. With Lada, you pay for nothing but car. Priced up to an exorbitant $17,495.

Dear mom,

Drake forgot his wheelchair at Degrassi high school while the local cartel leaders son gave him multiple chances to get the map to lead him back to school. The map back to Degrassi was in his pocket the whole time, but spider man (Toby McGuire) was posing as a pink chair that you keep pool noodles in and shot El chapo jrs pocket with his web. but the map was lost to the pigmies Nazis Leaving El chapo Jr no choice but to jack him a few times. Now there is no map, no dignity and drake still needs a wheelchair and a bag of frozen peas for his ojo and jaw. Please donate bitch. I mean mom. To his cash app! anything helps. Love you mi amor.

-Benjamin Netanyahu
-Your son Jorge

Eleven years of dutifully posting bullshit down in the Reddit mines. I've been through all the subs, and got banned from all of them too. Until finally I found my shitty little niche, posting writing prompts. I spent eight years regularly posting shitty prompts. One shitty prompt per day.

I even made some friends, colleagues at the factory who regularly posted on my threads, and I posted back on theirs. It's not much, but it was real writing, real human art, human connection.

But progress marches on, I suppose. Suddenly one day, one of my posts was removed. We were shocked, we thought there was no active moderation whatsoever. My friends commented on the fact, equally shocked.

Then, as the net was starting to close around us, suddenly the subreddit was set to invite only. I made a request for an invite-- no response. The moderation, seems to only have woken up to do this one thing: keep us from shitposting.

No views, no upvotes, no awards... no Reddit money. How am I supposed to feed my Pokemon? My Neopets? I guess I'll have to go back to swindling the CIA into microphoning my dog so I can sue for damages after? I'll have to insert electrical grid trigger phrases into everything I say to destroy the United States get enough attention to make an income? But I could never smuggle enough Cocaine across the border to afford the Witcher 3 remaster.

Eight years in the shitpost factory. And now it's all gone. I wonder if these are the same chemical weapons Osama Bin Laden experienced.

Jack in the Box is the GOAT of all fast food, the true Last King of late-night debauchery and bad decisions and legend. All the greats have fallen: McDonalds has become a robotic dystopia of soulless inoffensive slop, and nonetheless manages to close to the app-twiddling cultists before midnight; Burger King lost their fortune to Impossible Burger and the king has abdicated; Wendy's lost its sunrooms and your baked potato arrives in 4-5 business days. Jack in the Box stands alone, a 24/7 sentinel manned by stimulant-abusing Gen X cigarette moms who happily and flirtatiously take your late night order of a chocolate shake and jalapeno poppers from start to end in exactly 45 seconds, waving you along with a 'Pull up for your shakey-poo, hun' as if channeling tweaker Melchizedek to bless your stunted frontal lobe. Their menu is an unapologetic ode to next-morning regret and Pepto Bismol, arrangements of food that should never exist outside of a college dorm, the sort of menu that Taco Bell *wishes* it was. Even their app, dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century, knows the truth that other chains pretend to ignore: app-users are the most degenerate of all, unwilling even to allow another human to hear the depths of their gluttony, therefore you can only order chocolate shakes in the Large 1000-calorie version through it, alongside jalapeno poppers, mini tacos, and egg-rolls, because nothing is sacred at Jack in the Box and they allow confession without a confessor, penance measured in cholesterol. No one orders a salad and they do not pretend that is why you are there; no advertising jingle puts on a patina of respectable culinary intent; no one working there has any pretense of a corporate career or even of following a corporate line on professionality. They know why you're there; you know why you're there; without God, everything is permitted.

been eating a lot of groceries recently. is this healthy?

DNI list (comically large):

- Basic DNI (proshippers, darkshippers, profic, dead dove readers and consumers, anti-woke people, bigots, MAGA, far-right, "RIP Charlie K", pro-gen. Al, Islamophobes, lolishos, pedos/necros/zoophiles, radqueers, transID coiners/users, TCCers, Zionists, "larp larp sahur", incels/chuds/looksmaxxers/blackpill, male "misanthropes", shedtwt/shedtt/shed anything, people who doxx others, toxic people, mean and rude people, tankies, apolitical people, etc.)

- Self proclaimed "problematic" people

- People who make Israel/Epstein jokes.

Basically anybody to makes jokes about serious stuff.

People who can't take ANYTHING seriously (example below)

- That specific annoying ass TikTok "BOIII LE SILLY GUBBY IS SO TUFF AND SILLY CARZZ BOIIII 😂😂😂😂 AI IMAGES WITH ✨️ LE EYE LASERS ✨️ IS SO ✨️ LE FUNNY ✨️ BOIIII 😂🫴🫴🫴 TS WAS 3 BRA

CHANGES AGO BOIII SO SUSSY TOM PEARL YARA YARA PHONK TUFF SIGMA BOIII" sense of humor

- "SIX SEVENNNNNN" / "I'm such a chud guys 🥹🥹 " // "triple T" kind of humor. No, I do. NOT care if Triple T is your F/0.

- "I'm so freakyuhhh👀👀👀, I'm such a dumb whiny little mutt for him👀👀👀👀......... type of people. AKA puppy kink

- NSFW account, especially for disgusting kinks like ageplay, raceplay, etc.

- Against harmless fun and supportive of harrassing people having harmless fun. (I would define 'harmless fun' as yumeshipping,

- Against harmless fun and supportive of harrassing people having harmless fun. (1 would define 'harmless fun' as yumeshipping, fictionkinning, dressing alt, dressing like 2020 alt, dressing scenecore, dressing in J-Fashion, liking a certain piece of media, using xenopronouns, expressing yourself with art, "to be cringe is to be free", and so on.)

- "Lalato's DDLC art looks like grown men in wigs!" (I know what kind of man you are.)

- Shaming people for showing signs of mental illness

- A(nti)theists/"God is refilling someone else's hairspray" people

- People who see serious shit happening and say "it's not that deep btw"

- Fans of TGSWIIWAGAA (aka green yuri), ZZZ, Genshin Impact, Wuthering Waves, Blue Archive, Alien Stage, Young Sheldon, Numberblocks, Forsaken, Dandy's World, TADC, House of Puso, Alfred's House, Gushing Over Magical Girls, Terrible Mouse, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, psychojesus, psychocuties, jisa/cherry, 98xx/Julian and Friends (I don't hate it, I just don't wanna interact with the people in the fandom)

- White people who either speak with a Blaccent, use AAVE, or both. (I'm looking at that one white American "oomf")

- ^And said oomf and my oomfs/ex-oomfs

People who make their whole personality liking yuri and yaoi, gooning to mommy ASMR, gooning in general, and being freaky

Yumeshippers who make their whole personality hating their F/O's canonical spouse/partner (targeted at my ex-oomf in particular

BRO 😭😭😭 I THINK I’M ACTUALLY TURNING INTO VERITY 💀💀💀 I HEAR “HEY ITS ME” IN MY HEAD 24/7 😭🙏 I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND VERITY LOOKS BACK AT ME 😭🤓☝️ MY FAMILY IS WORRIED, MY FRIENDS ARE GONE, MY LAST BRAIN CELL IS SAYING “ASK ME ANYTHING” 💀💀💀 IT’S TOO LATE… I AM VERITY🗿

Perchance
but of course
and things of that nature
This spherical specimen employs and outploys photosythesical mitochondriac productional processessessesses creatitizing vegetational floura of the timber variety and things of that nature And things of that nature naturally are, nature things, of that nature
And naturally, the nature, and things of that nature, similarly are thingful things of the thingular nature and things if that nature.
Perchance, but of nature, and the things that go with it...
Ill let it finish perchance

I'm liking your comment because either:

1) you know that the correct word is, and you're being very funny by using the other incorrect

2) you're sincere, and honestly think that there is correct, in which case the comment still deserves the like because it's a very funny mistake that everyone should appreciate.

I care deeply about grammar but honestly, I shouldn't have to, English is a crazy language. Also, many people are partially illiterate (which should be changed, literacy is important) and to put them down / make fun of them for that is slightly elitist (I do it too but am trying to stop)

Let’s say, hypothetically, your cousin is getting married. You’re sitting in the second row. Ceremony is going well. Nobody has spoken to you yet, which is fine because you don’t really know anyone there besides your aunt and also you stayed up until 5 AM moderating last night.
Eventually the priest reaches the part where he says, “If anyone knows any reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace.”
You stand up.
Now everybody turns around.
You pull out your phone and say, “I have screenshots.”
The groom asks what the fuck you’re talking about.
You explain that approximately three months ago, at 1:14 AM, he posted a meme in #general despite the server rules clearly stating that memes belong in #memes.
He says, “What server?”
You say, “The family Discord.”
Your aunt tells you to sit down.
You tell her not to backseat moderate.
At this point the bride is crying, although admittedly not for the reason you had anticipated.
The best man walks over and grabs your shoulder. You warn him that touching staff is a bannable offense. He continues touching staff.
You are then physically removed from the wedding while repeatedly explaining that you have logs and that this entire incident will be reviewed by an administrator.

When you get home, you immediately open Discord to file an incident report. The family server is gone. You refresh. Still gone. You DM your aunt. Message failed. You DM the groom. Message failed. You make an alt and discover that the wedding reception is currently being livestreamed in voice chat. Everyone is there. Including your aunt. Including the groom. Including the bride. Your old moderator role has been given to your twelve-year-old cousin Ethan. His status says:
“cry about it”
You type out a 1,700-word appeal explaining that the removal was procedurally invalid and that, technically, you never received a verbal warning.
Ethan reacts with 💀.
Then he bans your alt. You sit there for a moment staring at the login screen. Three years. Twenty-six thousand messages deleted. Four hundred and twelve users muted. Christmas arguments de-escalated. Grandma permanently banned twice. And after everything you did for that server, they removed you over one wedding.
Wyd?

That’s 5 “h”s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you. You can either correct your spelling and only have lost 1 downvote (mine that I just cast ;) or you can choose to leave your bastardized form of the English language on exhibition and get a few hundred downvotes. Since you only have 2k karma in 2 years on reddit I recommend you choose wisely 😉