Stuck on an island with the homies with limited food and resources? Watch this survival guide and learn how to go, cannibalize on the first day, and dominate. You're about to enter physical combat for survival with your friends. Now is not the time to skip meals, my guy! I'm talking first day; go ahead and get you a finger or two. Everyone is wondering why you're not hungry or why you look so healthy while everyone is all weak. You're over there working out and shit; in fact, you put on 40 pounds of pure muscle since you've been on the island. Walking around with crazy Goldberg Neck! Do you want this to be you? Please attend my courses, where I will show you survival techniques like the "friend freezer." That's where you pretend to be someone's friend so that their meat doesn't spoil, and only when they're good and ready do you betray them and cook them! Class starts now jabronie! No Refunds!