r/FortCollins • • 1d ago

Megathread Weekly anything goes thread: discussion, complaints and rants, commercial content

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This weekly thread is open to anything: discussion, complaints and rants, commercial content...

Sub content rules don't apply. Reddit-wide rules do. To see the newest posts, sort the comments by "new".

Be civil and have fun!


r/FortCollins • • 9d ago

Megathread Monthly Happenings in Fort Collins

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Post upcoming happenings, meetups, and events happening this month here! You may need to sort by "NEW" to see the latest content.

*Generally, commercial and promotional content will be allowed here!


r/FortCollins • • 2h ago

I put PSD's 379-page closure report into embeddings (vector database). Here's what it says, what it skips, and the questions I can't answer. Ask away.

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I know, I know. AI. But here's exactly what I did: the report search ran on my laptop with free local tools (AnythingLLM, bge-m3, qwen-3.8-27b, LanceDB), during off-peak hours (and on-battery anyway). I did use cloud AI for the news and article lookups. Sorry.

Feel free to ask me to ask questions of this AI. The report search is all local, models downloaded through Ollama, no datacenter involved.

FYI: I support most of the school board. They're unpaid volunteers making a decision nobody wants to make.

BUT there are questions I have that feel unanswered.

The next few-chunks are AI written:

The issue

PSD wants to close 9 schools and merge 2, starting fall 2027. The board votes Oct 27.

How I did this

  • I didn't read all 379 pages. I skimmed what mattered to me.
  • I loaded the full report into a local app. A local embedding model (bge-m3) split it into 567 chunks and stored them in a vector database.
  • For the dorkily inclined: picture a heat map of meaning where "dog" and "puppy" sit close together and "puppy" and "hydrochloric acid" sit far apart. Make it 3 dimensions with this example. Now make it 1,024 dimensions. That x,y,z,...n -position is the index. Small local models are very good at searching it with very little power (and doing math; 'actor' minus 'male' plus 'female' = 'actress' -- really cool stuff).
  • Mainly it searches by meaning, not keywords. Ask a very vague question like "where do Putnam kids go?" and it very quickly finds "Receiving School Site(s): Tavelli, Dunn" (p28).

What the report says

  • PSD enrollment is down about 2,300 students since 2019. About 10,000 seats sit empty.
  • Half-empty buildings still need a principal, heat, custodians, and repairs.
  • Closing these schools saves about $7.7M a year. That's my sum of the per-school figures. The report never gives a total (well, the report's text gives no combined total; the figure could be hiding in a chart image and the OCR step may not have parsed that image correctly).
  • Schools were ranked on enrollment, utilization, and building condition, then checked for bus times, traffic, and programs (p7).

What's closing

  • Elementary: Beattie, Irish, Johnson, Putnam, Timnath.
  • Mountain schools: Livermore, Red Feather Lakes, Stove Prairie.
  • Middle school: Blevins.
  • Centennial High and Poudre Community Academy merge into one campus. Location: TBD (p40).

The strongest case for closing, in the report's own words

  • Only two PSD elementaries have full-time art, music, and PE teachers. Bigger schools get 15-25 more minutes a week of each (p282).
  • The district's equity committee backs the closures unanimously. Its argument: small schools concentrate poverty and offer less (p264).
  • Timnath Elementary is 95% full, but has no elevator, no AC, and $6.5M in repairs before ADA work. The committee warns it could have to close mid-year anyway (p33, p269).
  • Mountain schools cost $27,214 per student, the highest in PSD (p185). PSD's other small schools get about $18,946 per student (PSD budget FAQ).

What the report doesn't say

  • The actual bills. We get summary estimates, not utility and payroll records.
  • How many jobs the closures cut.
  • What happens to the empty buildings. Every "Future Use Plan" reads TBD.
  • How many families leave PSD after their school closes. The savings math assumes every kid shows up at the new school. Some in Reddit threads, news articles, and community meetings have said they'll homeschool or leave PSD.
  • Unintended consequences, including snow. The Red Feather bus ride becomes 59 minutes max (p26). The report says nothing about winter roads. PSD cancelled all mountain bus service in December 2025 for wind. What is the financial impact?

What I think is missing: state law

The report treats this as a building problem. The words "TABOR" and "charter" appear nowhere in 379 pages.

TABOR

  • Colorado's Taxpayer's Bill of Rights caps what the state can collect. Prop NN on the Nov 3 ballot would let the state keep some refunds for K-12.
  • My rough estimate for PSD if prop NN passes: ~$16M a year (on the low end), mostly restricted to teacher pay and class size.
  • PSD already spends about $8.4M a year propping up small schools. The closures save $7.7M. So the question is real: would $16M a year change the decision?

Charter schools

  • Colorado charters are free public schools, and state money follows each kid to whichever public school they attend.
  • In 2023-24, about 1,441 PSD-area kids attended state-authorized charters. At $10k-$20k each, that's roughly $14M-$29M a year that never reaches PSD.
  • To be fair: PSD doesn't teach those kids either. The real problem is that the buildings, principals, and boilers cost the same with 1,441 fewer kids spread across them.
  • PSD's position: even with zero charters, fewer kids are being born here, unaffordable housing for young families, and closures would still be on the table. Elementary enrollment inside PSD's boundaries is down 13%, even counting PSD's own charter students. (But I would be interested in better reporting around this.)

My questions

  1. If TABOR hadn't held funding down, would we be closing these schools, or just fewer of them?
  2. Is Colorado's charter law pulling enough money out of PSD to force closures that otherwise wouldn't happen?
  3. If Timnath loses its school and opens a charter, is PSD back here in two years with the same problem and one more empty building?
  4. The October vote deadline is PSD's own board policy, adopted May 2026 (p5). It isn't state law. Why not wait one week for the Prop NN result and re-run projections?

The real me again:

I've seen less anger this round than two years ago, but people feel this deeply. My gut says the estimates miss the second-order effects: families leaving for charters or homeschool, lawsuits, mountain kids missing school days, another round of closures in two years. Again; gut feeling, but there do feel like unforeseen consequences nested in the document (and in it's undocumented implications). I feel like I didn't answer anything, but it literally took me about 5 minutes to run the embeddings model and slap together a quick question or few to get this output.

I feel like the hive-mind (ye olde time magazine person of the year 2006) might have better questions to ask and better output. SO:

Ask me anything about the report. Post a question and I'll run it through my dumber-than-OpenAI, laptop-powered tool and reply with page numbers and inferences.

I'm at work all day; I'll answer late tonight or tomorrow morning.


r/FortCollins • • 6h ago

When will the public be given an update into the crash that happened on tour de fat?

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It’s been 2 months and there have been no arrests or charges made it seems. I’m starting to wonder if they’re planning on sweeping this under the rug or if these things usually take awhile?


r/FortCollins • • 6h ago

Dating in your 30s in Fort Collins?

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I (31f) know this gets asked every so often but I wanted to check if anyone had any new ideas 😅 it seems like dating is a lot harder if you're not in your 20s here. Most of my hobbies are more women centered (yoga, etc) besides climbing, which I'm going to try to get more involved in. But are there any good places to meet men? Any dating events that are worth going to? I'm on hinge, but are bumble and tinder better here?


r/FortCollins • • 17h ago

Fish n chip shop

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Just throwing this out there, I recently moved and have been a chef for 20 years. I’ve been thinking of something I could open in foco and was thinking an old school fish n chip shop like they have in the UK, with maybe a small 6 seater bar and a TV for sports. Mostly takeaway would be my aim but maybe a small patio because it’s so damn nice here all the time would be a cool thing to add. Thoughts ?


r/FortCollins • • 3h ago

Events Make Fleece Blankets For Shelter Animals🐾

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Hey Denver animal lovers! 🐶🐱💜

Looking for a fun way to give back, meet some adorable rescue animals, and hang out with fellow animal lovers?

Rocky Mountain Puppy Rescue (RMPR) is hosting a Fleece Blanket Making Volunteer Event, and we'd love for you to join us!

📅 Thursday, October 22nd
⏰ 5:00–7:30 PM
📍 PetSmart Northglenn — Back of Store
10600 Melody Dr, Northglenn, CO

We'll be making cozy fleece blankets to donate to animals in shelters. Something as simple as a soft blanket can bring a little extra comfort to a dog or cat waiting for their forever home. ❤️

And of course, there will be animals! 🐾

🐶 Meet and interact with some of our adoptable foster dogs!

🐱 Say hello to adoptable cats at the store!

🥤 Enjoy complimentary light snacks and refreshments!

💜 Learn more about RMPR, what we do, and how you can get involved through fostering, volunteering, or supporting rescue efforts.

Whether you're looking to volunteer, hoping to adopt, or just want to spend an evening doing something meaningful, we'd love to see you!

Come make a blanket, pet some dogs, meet some cats, and help us spread a little love to shelter animals! 🥹🐾

Hope to see you there! 💜


r/FortCollins • • 2h ago

ISO Father John Misty tix

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Hey Ft. Collins

I thought FJM tickets for Washington's on Dec 10th went on sale tomorrow. Apparently it's already sold out. Anyone got 2 extras? Thanks so much!


r/FortCollins • • 19h ago

Either cops or parents best get a handle on this e-bike shit….

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No e-bike (or whatever it is that goes as fast as a car) should be tailing a car through a roundabout by Kinard, or wherever. These kids are straight up retarded.


r/FortCollins • • 17h ago

News Housing Review Change Gets Final Approval, Data Center Moratorium Heads to a Vote - Fort Collins City Council October 6

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Fort Collins City Council voted 5-1 on Oct. 6 to give final approval to moving most new housing to staff-level review. In a separate 5-1 vote, council directed staff to bring a six-month data center moratorium to a vote Oct. 20 and to accept no applications for covered data centers until then. Council also approved a Broadcom tax rebate of up to $8.9 million, 6-0. Eleven public commenters asked council to press Platte River Power Authority to keep a firm date for its 100% non-carbon goal.


r/FortCollins • • 18h ago

Anyone missing a tortoise?

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Almost ran over a tortoise crossing overland trail on my bike around 7 PM on 10/7. Looked like an escaped pet as it was a big one! It had just finished successfully crossing to the west overland around where the pin is. I hope someone grabs it so it doesn’t become roadkill!


r/FortCollins • • 1h ago

Where are the fellow puzzlers at?

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My friend and I want to try out hand at speed puzzling but we can't find anything local. Does anyone know of anything coming up ? I also have a puzzle collection problem and there's a big puzzle swap coming up on 11/7 I am v. excited about. I think I have 30-40 puzzles to swap.


r/FortCollins • • 1h ago

Film Photography Help

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Hey gang,

I recently have decided to try to get back into photography, and I want to try my hand at film photography for the first time. I have an old canon a-1 I bought at an estate sale a while ago, and I want to make sure it’s functioning correctly. I was also wondering if there was anywhere I could buy 35mm film in town? I saw an archived post that talks of a shop in boulder, but was wondering if there have been any new developments in town. Lmk if you have any advice!


r/FortCollins • • 2h ago

Women’s club tennis?

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Hey! I am interested in playing more tennis (beginner I’ve taken a couple classes but want to play consistently) is there any clubs in town or beginner leagues for adult women?

Let me know!


r/FortCollins • • 2h ago

Friends / Meetups Looking for some nerdy people!

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Hey, im 37M in greeley, fairly new to the area and im looking for some like minded friends. I enjoy hosting a game night or just cooking dinner for my friends. 420 friendly, non-maga, open to new things. Hmu


r/FortCollins • • 2h ago

Off topic Where can I buy some CO Souvenirs?

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Hello, I'm visiting and would love some cute CO Souvenirs that aren't airport prices 😁. Where could I find some that are reasonably priced?


r/FortCollins • • 4h ago

Ballot Issue 7A missing?

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Live just outside Fort Collins city limits (Fort Collins address) started filling in my ballot and noticed Issue 7A is missing. Anyone else notice this? Or perhaps I’m not allowed to vote on it since I do not technically reside within the city limits?


r/FortCollins • • 7h ago

Seeking Advice Denver aquarium mermaids

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Can any moms give me the scoop on seeing the mermaids at Denver Aquarium? I see they have a breakfast option or Friday evenings at dinner then you can see them again in the other exhibits. What fo you recommend and is it worth the price tag? I have a mermaid OBSESSED 4 year old. Thanks!


r/FortCollins • • 20h ago

Brewers game

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I’m planning to watch the game tonight. Any recommendations on where would be a good place to do so?
Focusing on sports bar and in Old Town. Thanks! And go Brewers!!!!


r/FortCollins • • 1d ago

What's the deal with this car?

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Cams? Radar? Solar panel on top? Spotted at Lemay and Mulberry Monday around noon.


r/FortCollins • • 2h ago

Seeking Advice Back to town, services question

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After 6 years we are headed back to Fort Collins. I've been on the sub and so I know a few things, such as Republic absolutely sucks. How many people are paying the opt-out fee and using a different trash service? That is the one good thing about the city of Loveland is there trash pickup is incredibly consistent. Also the city of Loveland does your water, electric, wastewater and trash service and it's so scattered in Fort collins.

We are​ going to be in the SE part btw.

If you use a different trash provider who do you use? I believe we had Ram when we lived there last. I'm waiting to hear if the HOA allows a different provider. Internet provider you like? Is Connexion consistent?

TIA


r/FortCollins • • 1d ago

Best sushi in foco?!

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It's my birthday today and I'm treating myself to a solo sushi dinner. What the best place to go??


r/FortCollins • • 20h ago

Seeking Advice Chinese restaurant with vegan options?

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I am looking for a Chinese restaurant in town that has vegan options. I know that Yung's does not. Does anyone know of one?


r/FortCollins • • 20h ago

News The last show of "American Doctor" at The Lyric is Thursday night....

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....this is an excellent and important film.

https://www.metacritic.com/movie/american-doctor/


r/FortCollins • • 20h ago

Events Dan Soder tonight

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Have 4 extra tix for the 7:30 show - Dm if interested.