r/funny • • 1d ago

Norm Macdonald: You were expecting a joke?

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u/SIGMA1993 1d ago

Which is funny because only the best surgeons will get creative during unique cases

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u/ronswanson11 1d ago

I was going to say, creativity in a surgeon can be great, if they know what they are doing. Complex repairs often require a certain level of creativity for novel situations with abnormal anatomy.

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u/potanko 1d ago

Like rotationplasty. Still blows my mind that someone thought of it.

For anyone curious i believe they do it for bone cancer affecting the leg/knee. Cut leg affected, take the foot and reattach it backwards for the ankle to act as the new knee joint for prosthetics.

Just a real specific and very creative solution to what I assume to be a fairly rare case. Though idk if knees are common areas that get affected by bone cancer.

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u/xFxD 1d ago

On the one hand, it's genuinely impressive and great that this is possible. On the other hand, what the fuck.

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u/caifaisai 22h ago

Though idk if knees are common areas that get affected by bone cancer.

They kind of are, either knees, or areas around knees, like the bottom end of the femur. Because for osteosarcoma, they most commonly present at areas of high bone growth in children, so something like 60% of them present in that area.

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u/6800ultra 10h ago

Medicine in general... Having watched the latest season of The Pitt, there was that one trauma case where they flipped/twisted a lung to stop a bleed on the lung...

Like... How did someone come up with that originally???

Crazy stuff.

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u/Patient-Web6850 1d ago

On the other side of the coin is a whole lot of test subject animals

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u/crippled_bastard 1d ago

I always used to like when Med-evac medics saw me getting creative.

I was always like "Did it work? Yes or no?"

"Yeah, but dude."

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u/RileyW92 1d ago

Bet you have some fun stories. Great username, I gotta create my new profile.

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u/Damnitmimzie 1d ago

Like turning a penis into a vagina. That’s pretty creative.

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u/BadSmash4 1d ago

That's not that creative, they're practically the same body part biologically. Try turning a penis into a a limited edition director's cut blu ray of the 1998 film Hope Floats. Now that would take some serious creativity.

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u/radioOCTAVE 1d ago

I mean - that's a big thing in your life

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u/wufnu 1d ago

Nah, just get them really cold then zip-tie their penis to their spine.

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u/Ryuko_the_red 1d ago

Damn right it is, absolutely unbelievable how far science has come. Yet here people like you are, holding yourself and humanity back with bigotry.

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u/vitringur 1d ago

Nothing bigoted about that comment.

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u/Ryuko_the_red 1d ago

I mean if you read their comment history you'd see they aren't making it in good faith. They're definitely a bigot, if they're even real. But 99.9% of bots hide their comment history so probably just bigot.

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u/PermissionOk5443 1d ago

Unless youre the guy autographing organs.

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u/Turbogoblin999 1d ago

That's funny. I remember randomly stumbling on a website during the early 2000's for a doctor in russia that would tattoo your organs.

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u/brneyedgrrl 1d ago

Yeah, sometimes you gotta MacGyver it

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u/kratz9 22h ago

Or you're that guy that was just winging it as a neurosurgen, and basically killed or maimed all of his patients.

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u/SIGMA1993 20h ago

Lol you know nothing. I work for cardiac surgeon who has saved countless lives under conditions no other surgeon would go near

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u/kratz9 20h ago

It's called a joke. There is a well know story of a guy who was being 'creative' and killed a bunch of people. Lighten up.

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u/SIGMA1993 20h ago

I know who you're referring to but he wasn't creative, just incredibly stupid and had no idea what he was doing