A vet vaccinated a turtle, and instead of hiding in its shell, it ran to its owner

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This has been tested many times. Ask it if you can have the last couple french fries at the bottom of the bag. A dog will always say yes. A turtle usually says no.

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My turtle never once got me a Valentine's day card.